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Me and the missus on my friends weeding a few months ago.

I bet Tsubs considers that as a compliment. @topic @True Blue and @SirBalon

Things can always get worse but what a shit attitude to life that is. Eat your brussel sprouts because kids in Africa are starving. That won't make them taste nice. The fans of this club have been at war with the owners for the best part of 40 years. It's part and parcel of being an erratic team.

Replacing a bad owner with a bad owner is the worst that can happe. Ashley is a slave driving scumbag, he tarnished Newcastle’s name.

Bluewolf, that's the oldest you've ever sounded on here you ancient git

Mine is a bog standard hand me down Samsung something or other... the numbers have faded on it so don't know much else got a decent camera on it though and I use that quite a bit for odds and sods.. I only use mine to take a few calls and do a bit of texting.. the little buttons are far too small for my manly ( some would say sausage ) fingers and I don't have FB or any of them things and don't feel the need to be having something I am struggling to fit in my back pocket.. Also the lower grade phones do have their benefits.. don't cost much and cant do things like video calls like my last phone the girls got me.. Not getting caught out with one of them again.. makes it hard to tell a few white lies to the missus if you are out really late..

@Azeem98 why

Point taken, however we are not going anywhere with this fat cunt. Our purpose is to just survive, not even survive in the top flight judging by the lack of investment in the Summer. Having owners that would invest in the team would be nice. There were rumours of us having £80 Million to spend in the Summer, investing that much would do us good under Rafa. Also getting the fucking disgusting Sports Direct adverts ripped out of our home will be great. I know the grass isn't always greener, but at the moment there is no grass. Until Rafa rocked up we were a fucking misery of a club.

Statement released saying Ashley wants the club sold by Christmas. Please happen.

Paris is class, how long you going for? You'll deffo have to schedule in a second visit. Budget for public transport, you can walk it all but I wouldn't recommend it, walking through the day is fine but it's when you wanna get home is the bastard. An entire day could be Arc de Triomphe, walk to the Eiffel Tower go up, come down, walk down the Champ de Mars and have a butchers at the Musee de l'Armee then walk from there to the River Seine. Pick some lunch up at a boat restaurant on the river, head over to the Place De La Concord and up the Champs Elysees. Other than the obvious like Notre Dame and the Louvre (which I'd recommend doing together due to proximity), Le Jardin Du Luxembourg is probably the best park you'll ever go to and Montmatre has to be given a full evening, good food, artsy corner of the city and a fantastic view and if you can go in the Sacre -Coeur even better. Paris is one of my favourite cities.

Yep, will try to make it there, probably on my way back! Make sure you book a hotel on the Riverside so you're near all the fun

Am in PP 18-22. See ya there

@Tsubasa