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  1. Tipping thread - 2017/18

    Watford or Draw 6/5 £10.00 returns £22.00 (SkyBet)
  2. Tipping thread - 2017/18

    Fair enough. I’ll find something else to bet on
  3. Tipping thread - 2017/18

    Hmmm, not feeling it this week with these fixtures. Going to risk a small stake on; Levante vs Getafe Home, BTTS - No, 5+ corners each team 11/1 £2.50 wins £30.00
  4. This was being speculated a few weeks back on the Totally football podcast, Mourinho is quite the fans of Ozil so it’s more than likely grounded in truth.
  5. UK Politics

    HMRC demanding 20% VAT on Non EU roaming for mobile users. What. The. Fuck
  6. Week 9 Fixtures

    riday 20th October, 2017 West Ham 2-1 Brighton, 20.00 Saturday 21st October, 2017 Chelsea 1-1 Watford, 12.30 Huddersfield 0-2 Man Utd Man City 2-0 Burnley Newcastle 1-1 Crystal Palace Southampton 0-0 West Brom, 17.30 Stoke 1-0 Bournemouth Swansea 1-0 Leicester Sunday 22nd October, 2017 Everton 0-2 Arsenal, 13.30 Tottenham 1-1 Liverpool, 16.00
  7. Week 8 Table

    I’m 4th - incredibly - and I still don’t get a shout out. Tuff love! 😂
  8. Ligue 1

    That was, once again, frankly ridiculous. Our defence isn’t shit by Ligue 1 standards but what the fuck is Garcia doing on the training ground? There’s no pressuring players on the ball. Every fucking time we conceded it was the same shit, should be forcing players to work for an opportunity not standing off. This isn’t PSG! There’s no midfield cover either, it’s frustrating to see so much going forward but such a limp Centre mid. Bah!
  9. Ligue 1

    Wasteful and infuriating. We’ve got to get better in these games.
  10. Ah! Bollocks. In that case I’ll have to drop Eriksen
  11. My Team of the weekend so far. Dispute. Scorn. Post your own. Delete as applicable. Goalkeeper David De Gea Defence Joe Gomez, Mamadou Sakho, Kieran Trippier Midfield Christian Eriksen, Kevin De Bruyne, Leroy Sane, David Silva, Raheem Sterling Forwards Wilfred Zaha (he was deployed as a forward against Chelsea), Gabriel Jesus, Tammy Abraham
  12. In games like this, and maybe this is harsh, I’d be expecting a bit more from Salah. I don’t think his finishing is particularly good enough and he’s certainly predictable. I remember thinking the same after his misses against City
  13. That is a really choice of club for them to reference given all the clubs he managed. He left Roma because his wife became seriously ill, are they expecting something untoward? 🤔
  14. In the team David Silva, Raheem Sterling, Leroy Sane, Kevin De Bruyne & Gabriel Jesus (Manchester) ... do we even need to qualify these inclusions? In the bus ... Stoke City