Tips for those of you about to start working from home...
1) Wanking. Get to love it.
2) lunch. It’s a big thing. Your entire day will hinge around this.
3) The Postman. They will appear when you are wanking.
4) Radio on ok. TV on bad.
5) Wanking.

— John Niven HQ (@estellecostanza) March 9, 2020