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Yes, he makes it look effortless, twice as impressive considering he was a defensive-mid. Glides past three defenders and opens up the defence for Raul. Ridiculous. His feud with Passarella is also very entertaining. 'No earrings, long hair, or homosexuals'.

Many people admire Luis Enrique's "sincerity" and many others just ask, why? I'm in the middle with Luis Enrique although if I ever do sway a bit on that bird wire because of a gust of wind, I tend to nearly fall into the "Why" camp. Keeping your mouth shut isn't lying and refusing to answer the questions the press put before you because in Spain they're more interested in sensationalism and controversy is the more intelligent action and that isn't lying... It's keeping things to yourself because you're in the media spotlight and in my personal view as a player that earns a good living, part of the job description is to be a diplomat or if you can't reach that far within your character, then keep hush. There is a part of him I admire though and that is sticking it to the press which is his biggest enemy as he doesn't trust them at all. But Luis Enrique on the whole is a curious character and I've heard plenty of anecdotes on him like this one by an ex-member of the training staff a couple of years back; "With Luis Enrique you have to walk around like you're stepping on feathers and don't want to ruin them. The most likely thing you'll get from Luis Enrique when wishing him a good morning within the halls of the Camp Nou is a "What's so good about this particular morning then!"... He's a strange fellow that seems to think in terms of targets for each individual day." I can believe that anecdote considering his love and passion for Triathlons which he is an avid participant and one of the best around. A sport consisting of individualism and various mind-blowing exhausting targets. All of that stuff he's ever said about Real Madrid is a step too far for me even if it's true. For example, Gerard Piqué gets accused in a similar vein but for me it's different. Piqué pulls the cords publicly on what he feels are general injustices. Take for example that other public issue Luis Enrique has with the present Espanyol coach, Quique Sánchez-Flores... Back in their Real Madrid playing days they both had some sort of dressing room argument which has persisted to this day. The first game this season between the two clubs at the Camp Nou had the situation where traditionally the two coaches from both clubs take a picture together by the Barcelona based press... Luis Enrique said he'd do it and then didn't turn up leaving Sánchez-Flores looking like a right plum on the pitch at the stadium... When Luis Enrique was quizzed on it he said he got into a movie on his tablet in the office and forgot the time. On the return game which was last week the press didn't even bother to ask them to both do the picture and when they asked Quique Sánchez-Flores what he thought about Luis Enrique and his refusal to shake his hand or do the picture he said this curious thing; "I'm reading a book right now you know!" To which a journalist asked; "Which book?"... The Espanyol coach answered; "It's a book by Caroline Dream called 'The Clown In You", it's good you know" Not a good way to go mending the situation with Luis Enrique is it. As for Luis Figo... My opinions of him as a player have never changed. He is one of the greatest I have seen... But he is a liar and a traitor!

Her nipples are like Michaels' eyes.

Figo is a case apart! Those that defend him will say that the whole issue revolved around him moving from Barça to bitter rivals Real Madrid (remember that in Europe nothing compares to that rivalry... Ever! Not even Celtic v Rangers or Partizan v Red Star). The problem is that players have moved between both clubs for decades and notable moves we have the Dane Michael Laudrup who moved from Barcelona to Real and the German Bernd Schuster who done the same thing (Schuster actually played for Barça, Real and Atlético Madrid). Both were insignia players for Barcelona and both are still adored by the Barça fans. What happened with Figo then? Forget how the deal was done and the mundane details thrown by one party on the "matching of wages". Barcelona matched whatever wages Florentino Pérez was willing to offer him because Barcelona didn't know how much had been offered and they told him that whatever it was, they'd match it. The ONLY issue surrounding the Luis Figo move from FC Barcelona to Real Madrid CF were the weeks previous to his move and the campaign Florentino Pérez used to win the presidential elections. These were the moves three weeks previous step by step (where it matters to the fan); Florentino Pérez states he has a marquee signing if he wins the elections. The greatest investigative sports press in the world which resides in Spain (always) ascertained that it was Figo and announced it. Florentino Pérez refuses to deny that this was the case. Figo denies it and in the last match of the season kisses the crest (yes I know we've all seen this before). Figo then offers an interview to SPORT and TV3 (TV3 is the regional Catalan tv station) where he says he is the Barcelona captain and that he would never move to Real Madrid which appeases the Barça fans and believe it's all paper speculation. Florentino Pérez wins the elections to become President of Real Madrid and presents Luis Figo as the first of the "Galacticos" Luis Enrique's move from Real Madrid to Barcelona caused a storm for these reasons which are different but certain actions caused the storm later on; Luis Enrique refuses to sign an extension to his contract. The Madrid based press state that he is plotting a move to rivals FC Barcelona. He is quizzed on holiday and he refuses to answer by smiling when asked if it's true (this is his rather underhand character which he maintains today and despises the press). He then goes for free to Barça and states that he's arrived at the best club in the world and that his career was being washed away in his past club which was only a stepping stone to get to his dream move. (remember that both clubs hold themselves as something special and those aren't the words you should choose) In his first appearance for Barça he give the hand on the inside of his elbow to the Bernabéu crowd and practically tells them to fuck off. He then subsequently talks bad about Real Madrid and his experiences at the club whenever asked. Luis Enrique's actions aren't enjoyed even by the Barça fans (the more moderate ones) and at most is treated as a curious situation because he was the first to cause such a storm in that manner of bad mouthing publicly. Luis Figo on the other hand is treated as an authentic traitor and he's come out with various reasons as to why that move happened blaming the Barcelona board. Even if it's true that the Barça board messed up (which believe me, Barça fans are willing to believe). Nothing justifies his public statements beforehand rubbishing the rumour and stating that he was Barcelona through and through and was their captain. Remember... Players as important and as big as him for the Barcelona fans had gone to Real Madrid and nothing like was seen in his return to the Camp Nou as a Real Madrid player was ever witnessed and probably never will again because clubs protect themselves now with these things using clauses and even players won't do that move, or at least NEVER in that fashion. This has been a basic explanation of the situation revolving both players and there's obviously more to it and much more detail. There's also the emotion of fans at play here which are the ones that matter and the actions and sentiments we are disputing here on a level of whether they're justified in feeling. Both sets of fans are justified to have felt like they continue to feel when either name is mentioned in my view. I won't dispute or ever pretend to do so with any of the two sets. I understand the issue and the sentiments they both have for either club depending what colours you support. There is no room for mediation or looking for equilibrium in terms of social behaviour. Clubs are seen as important as family over there and something like that is like... Well imagine! Imagine what it's like if a family member betrays you with lies and deceit.

Microsoft ruined Rare.

I've always had a soft spot for clubs like Newcastle. Well supported, interesting part of the country, and a lot of history even if the silverware isn't there.