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You are cheap Shouldn't be a problem either, you're not long enough to reach the baby

Ständer?

Just don't forget to use protection!

Can't believe we're talking about Gordon Ramsay without mentioning Amy's Baking Company. Clear your diary and watch this. It's incredible

Naw, I just started banging the neighbor. Kidding - It sucks, but I still drain my main vein a couple times a week and just try to be happy with that.

This topic is the best topic in all of the forum.

We've had a few sexual encounters this year, but the member hasn't been wet in...4 months?

Both a disturbing and arousing thought

1st off, I just started on this journey, and the sex game dies. Whatever. It sucks, but I pray it comes back.

Accuse? I was celebrating it

Well he's dutch, so I thought it's a given?

Looking forward to buying your bike for €20 off an Amsterdam junkie.

Except Prostate exams

Give me back my grandfather's bike.

get that potato out of your throat

Well it's just a different kind of Verkehr

Which brings us back to Inga!

Arsenal fans could do with a bit of what Liverpool have done to theirs. Instead of Dalglish spending fortunes on Andy Carroll they could get George Graham back to spend fortunes on Troy Deeney. That will lower their expectations so they can enjoy 4th place again.

Strange how Klopp is inserted into this caption seeing how he's spent absolutely nothing since he's been here. I know..... I've bit

They're not compulsory but every club seems to want to use them so as to protect themselves from a possible tapping situation especially with young players. But as is well known, they mostly end up working against the owning club unless they've done their work properly by renewing the contract annually as the player progresses. At big clubs they protect themselves even better by making big clauses and there's another issue in that it's not just the buy-out clause the purchasing club has to pay out. The moment you activate a buy-out clause, the buyer is responsible for the tax on that purchase and they have to pay the Spanish fiscal office themselves which at those prices stands at almost 50% and that's a lot of money especially on higher prices.

Just saw this picture on an article on a Spanish website (Mundo Deportivo) and I thought the picture was so good that I wanted to leave it here for you guys.

If I were famous, I'd be as insufferable as Morrissey