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He called you skinny, mate. Bash his head in. One punch can kill, remember this like Yoda talking shit to Luke.

I thought he called me fat. So I'm okay with that.

England fans serenading a German Policer Officer/Southgate Doppelgänger

I'm ready. It's fookin' coming home, lads.

Think about it like this, mate. The zero hour contract is a weapon to be used against working people, it makes their income unreliable, that being their livelihood. Since the threat of no working hours is present workers have less leverage to refuse shifts, refuse jobs, or assert any control over their own time lest they be punished with zero hours. This is not a good policy, it is exploitation, and what the UK needs are bands of employment that guarantee hours necessitated by the worker’s requirements. If a student can do and only needs 20 hours a week they need to be guaranteed 20, not 15, not 0. People shouldn’t need two jobs, and students shouldn’t work to study.

He was let off easy only after he promised to take down England at the Euros 2024.

Fuck you fuck you fuck off I ejaculated fuck you

I don't think the Dutch were that much better, if at all though? Van Dijk's chance the only clear one. Weghorst didn't even get a shot off? Simons mishit his. Pickford wasn't really tested barring the first one out of that trio. I'm happy to agree to disagree. Like earlier I can't be arsed with arguing or debating that strongly. I don't have the energy

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Here is the thing. There is no grand scheme, England and the teams they’ve played have all performed poorly with negative and cynical tactics, so the team with the most quality will go through and that’s England, they have a great selection of players.

DEVIL DICK WILLIE HAS GARETH SOUTHGATE PYJAMAS.

TWO GOALS IN 90 MINUTES @Devil-Dick Willie.

Told you.

I thought that was a penalty. Dumbfries went in really hard.

Refreshingly good half of football. Aside from that garbage penatly call. 1-1 probably fair on the run of the play though.

This seems like the closest that Foden's gotten to playing his usual Man City inside forward position and it's showing in the performance.

Well that never crossed the line did it.. Still I think the ref should review it and award us another goal

The quality of the penalty and the dive to get it are basically the main reason you pick Kane at this point.

Rumor has it they paid 350 this time to adjust for inflation.

BEAUTY

Funny that when the insults were put away, not a single person beyond gunnersaurus and dr gonzo (who both decided we stood on lots of common ground anyway) engaged. You suck, and are 1-0 down.

I’m not mad that England is winning; it’s not like any opposing side has deserved it, I’m mad that they have a great team but choose to play like a war crime. I felt the exact same way towards France. This isn’t about England at all, it’s about the mediocrity of football at the highest level and prevalence of negative philosophies, and being lapping it up. Watch the Brazil v Uruguay match for another example of football terrorism, it may have been the worse game I’ve watched.

I was thinking this earlier, I think there's a chance they win that final 3/4-0. Probably being a bit kind to them there based on the last two games, but then they've gone and beaten probably the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the tournament (I know that's being kind to France). I never thought I'd say this about an England team but I honestly think our best chance of beating Spain is penalties

I can´t really complain, because growing up in the 90s I was able to see the prime of players such as Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Rivaldo and Kaká. haha

Olmo with another great performance. If this guy could stay healthy....

France have been so bad in this tournament. I don't know how their fans can support them when they have been so negative. Hopefully England can get to the final and beat Spain

More like Unites's future wouldn't look as bleak, if these teenagers were dumb enough, to choose them over better clubs.

Spain deserves to be in the final, they have been the best team in the tournament.

More creative than all of England’s forwards.

TABLE AFTER ROUND 5 As expected, fewer games means lower scores. But that doesn't mean players still can't make good ground in the rankings. @CaaC (John) is testament to that as he scores a very good 13 points from the 4 games, with 2 perfect scores, and that takes him up into 13th place. Next best were myself & @Redcanuck with 11, and we improve our places to 16th and 17th respectively, although realistically it's aided by a couple of non-predictors. At the top, three players are now level in the chasing pack to @Viva la FCB - @JoshBRFC, @Dan and @Beelzebub only 4 points off top spot. Slightly behind is @Michael. Don't forget, it all may change after the final once the Bonus Questions predictions are tallied up! PREDICTIONS FOR ROUND 6 are HERE - Deadline is 8pm (BST) tonight!

Wasn't the continued focus on "the Epstein files" being driven by right wingers wanting to take down "Hollywood's liberal elite"? Trump, as expected, is involved and they suddenly don't care anymore.

My list of dream game concepts: An MMO based on the Mass Effect universe, with combat similar to the main game series instead of the usual point and click gameplay of older MMOs. A resurgence of old-school driving games in the vein of Need For Speed pre-Underground. No upgrades, no progression system, no story, just expensive cars racing through exotic terrain. Open world can be in there, but only if it is not used as an excuse to not have to do actual track design like it is in the Forza Horizon series. Basically the original Hot Pursuit 2 but with better graphics and modern steering wheel support. Rock/Midwest emo soundtrack is a bonus. A game like American Truck Simulator/Euro Truck Simulator 2 where you can drive regular cars. I know there are mods but they are a bit meh. More First-Person Shooters based on Doom 3. So slower paced, story-driven games with old-school level design.

A steward slipped and hit Moroata while going after a pitch invader. Apparently Morata is now even doubtful for Sunday.