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So.... late on the 24th of February I joined the parenting club. Thought maybe we could have a thread offering advice/crying/rejoicing or letting off steam

Is that what's for lunch today ?

What can I say, I'm full of surprises...

Still new information.....

That's my birthday, congrats my man

No advice here but congrats on the twins. You're very lucky.

Ronnie and Higgins in the final today. 29 years after they made their professional debuts. The class of 92.

He’s got girls mate. No sausages present

I love the cold, wish it would snow again but say that to the wife and she would scream and turn the central heating on full blast!!

So yea, Schalke sacked..... everyone?

Our daughter had a wee wander with her pal yesterday around Edinburgh and took some photos of the Bonnie City. GREYFRIARS BOBBY STATUE & GRAVE EDINBURGH CASTLE

Holy moly. Twins! Ok so advice: 1. Have a room that either of your can sleep in for an hour that doesn't have babies in it. 2. Download a couple of engaging mobile phone games and podcasts. Your downtime is important, but alot of it will now coincide with holding a tired baby. So plan for something you can do from the armchair in the babies room for a bit of escapism. 3. Buy your partner 60 minutes peace each day by taking the kids out for a walk without her. Women can experience a crushing pressure from the dependance, and having some time where they can still feel like themselves is huge. 4. With twins, it may be 6 months before your next shag. Prepare yourself, and try to be understanding. 5. BUY SHIT SECOND HAND ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE OR GUMTREE. Anything to improve your situation, just buy it. 6. Twins will pay dividends down the line. They'll be great playmates, which will make your life easier.

You are so fucked.

Twins. Good luck mate

Congratulations mate...

Congrats on the double trouble Very happy for you mate.

Huge congrats. Tell us the deets. Also great thread idea mate.

Girl or boy? And congratulations.