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The absolute disrespect.

What a weird fucking guy.

How much time did you spend typing all that?

As someone who's backed Jorginho since his signing, I for one am loving seeing him rack up the individual awards. Would absolutely lose my mind if he wins the Balon d'Or.

A team with zero European pedigree will never be remembered as being a great team.

Reece James home was burglarised yesterday. Thieves stole his European Cup medals and Euro Championship medal.

Dangerously heading the Oscar route.

He's a number 8 playing in an attacking midfielder role. He needs to develop his game if he really wants to succeed there. Tuchel on the other hand needs to suss out which players can play together and which cannot. Mount and Ziyech CANNOT play together.

Low block, compact the midfield and restrict the width of our wing backs. A system that is quite frankly our kryptonite. West Brom of all clubs knew how to use it successfully and we saw it again last night. The damning thing is that against this system, it highlights even more the poor decision making of our attackers. Last season was a pass, but as Luke alluded to if there is no improvement than zero mercy. Mount possibly the biggest culprit at the moment.

Chelsea have now kept 23 clean sheets in 36 games in all competitions under Thomas Tuchel.

I remember playing that game not knowing what the fuck taxes or simple economics were. Used to cry when my city continued to go bankrupt. True story.

I'm pretty certain 50% of gun owners don't actually believe that. Far as I'm aware the gun owners I know simply claim they want to not just be protected, but to feel protected. It's a piece of mind that they desperately want.

Him blaming everyone else instead of looking at his own flaws is something he desperately needs to sort out.

It’s now come to a point where the Professor is Doctor Strange. Has planned literally 1,000,000,000,000 endings and how to escape them. As Tommy alluded to, just way over the top. Realism factor has completely vanished now and the constant flashbacks, particularly Berlin who is fucking dead anyway, are so annoying. It’s becoming predictable too. Agent Sierra was the only interesting character and we all knew what would happen eventually after she caught the professor. Also, want to hear a joke? The Spanish Military.

FUCK. THE. FLASHBACKS

The fuck is the point with these Berlin flashbacks?

Player of the year. It’s happening!

Add Zouma now for £25 million now he's confirmed off to West Ham. This should progress the Kounde deal. Saul on Loan still looking to be worked on.

Rumors Jorginho has beaten both Kante and KDB for the Uefa Mens player of the year award. Imagine the scenes if he wins the Balon d'Or

Balancing the League and CL is going to be difficult with only 4 attacking players. Add the winter period when we are playing 3 games a week, or when Salah and Mane fuck off to AFCON and Jota and Firmino have more exposure to injury and fatigue. Just a recipe for disaster.

I swear we had this argument 12 months ago

4 players only in a 60 game + season is a recipe for disaster, particularly when us, City, and even United have loads of depth in attack. Not to mention AFCON where Salah and Mane will be gone. If true, I don't understand how your owners expect Klopp to succeed.

Think we are still looking to sell Zouma before we buy Kounde. Talks also of getting Saul from Atletico on loan with option to buy.

Anyone you can put in the microwave and heat up.