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Azeem

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  1. Who will be the next US President that isn't Trump, Biden or Kanye ?

  2. What is this life full of care 

    We have no time to stand and stare 

  3. America is the World's largest gated community, despite US having poked its ass everywhere Americans are criminally uninformed about the outside world. That's it that's the rant

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      Azeem

      Average Pakistani knows that Australians aren't Arabs

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      Spike

      Only because they saw Warney deliver some devastating spinners on the tele.

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      Azeem

      Yes that is also a point the fact America doesn't play any sport that others also play also makes them uninformed about others

  4. Who will be the next Tanzanian Champion that isn't Simba FC ?

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      Dr. Gonzo

      Rafiki Wanderers

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      Mpache

      In seriousness, Simba are an interesting club. Think Samatta played there before going to TP Mazembe, but they have money for a Tanzanian club don't they? They have a lot of foreigners and it's been like that for a while.

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      Dr. Gonzo

      I didn't even know it was a real club xD

  5. Messi is a bitch try prove me wrong

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      SirBalon 69

      How dare you say that! 

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      Machado

      you're right

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      Berserker

      Messi is your god, pay him respect!

  6. Crows are the gutsiest birds out there !

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      Mel81x

      Also some of the smartest

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      Azeem

      They have known to harass eagles and I've personally seen them chase off Kites 4x bigger than them

  7. Who will be the next Spanish Champion that isn't Barcelona, Real or Atletico ?

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      Spike

      Espanyol

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      Berserker

      Sevilla, Valencia, Athletic or some random club if their bought by a Sheik,.

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      SirBalon 69

      I will have to say Barcelona! Messi will score 100 goals! 

  8. AMERICA! 

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      Viva la FCB

      Fuck yeah, saving the mother fucking day yeah. 

  9. I wish corners were as effective in the real game like in FIFA

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      Dr. Gonzo

      I remember playing FM 2006 (or maybe it was 2007, but I think it was 2006) and Sami Hyypia scored something insane like 32 goals off corners for me. He was always good at corners... but fuck... I wish we could have seen something like that in real life.

  10. Dolphins are evil ! 

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      Azeem

      For the record Piers Morgan was tongue in cheek when i add :coffee: it means  I'm joking. 

      And dolphins have been known to commit rape in group of a single female for weeks

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      DeadLinesman

      Dan Marino has a lot to answer for.

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      Carnivore Chris

      Along with humans, cats and Otters, dolphins and killer whales are the only animals that kill for fun and not just food.

  11. Cartoon Network > Nickelodeon

  12. Britian, Soviets and now the US couldn't but can China do it on a cold rainy night in Afghanistan ? :what:

  13. I'm a Lesbian in a man's body, there i said it. Accept me for who i am 

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      6666

      Is it true that you lick a fleshlight?

  14. Your mama is so crazy 

    When she walks she takes the psychopath 

  15. Great day for sports two great finals and hopefully the Algeria vs Nigeria semi final would also be a treat 

  16. Egypt bottled on that one international stage that they were consistent in !

  17. I have Hope !

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      Azeem

      He definitely is sencere to do what he has promised in his manifesto accountability for all but does he has a plan ? That's a big question mark and besides the system is polluted to the core even if he gets rid of the Octopuses their tentacles will still be creeping out there. 

      And the Khan we know through out his life never sells out. 

      Regarding the US, they are losing the whole region to China and Russia so they are the ones in hot water. 

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      SirBalon

      A close friend and colleague of mine who's from Multan in Punjab tells me that the US under Trump are really unsettling and manipulating Pakistan right now by trying to get them on board against Russia and China.

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      Azeem

      I said this in the recent American military buildup thread that because of being busy being policeman of the world since the dawn of the century US ignored the Russian and Chinese threat, now they both have a very real sense of bravadoism about them. 

      US has realized that but they may have started all those wars by their will but they can't finish them without considering all the stakeholders whether potential enemies i.e Pakistan, Iran and friends EU. 

       

  18. We are the ants on a Persian carpet. We experience life's colors and textures but fail to discern the beauty of the pattern.

    - Rumi 

  19. Got a real bad sore throat :( Advice go easy on ketchup 

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      CaaC (John)

      Gargle with warm water with salt added and then rub some Vicks on your throat, works a treat for me. :D

  20. People are sleeping ,they wake up when they die

    - Ali Ibn Talib

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      Spike

      If an infidel wakes up from a life of haram, would they die.

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      Azeem

      Every soul will taste death

  21. Has there been a more interesting mafia than me for the neutral B| ?

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      DeadLinesman

      There’s certainly never been one as fucking obvious on day one xD

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      Azeem

      Reverse psychology 

  22. If masturbation is a murder than i'm a serial killer 

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      SirBalon

      Don't believe you... Send me video proof! :banana:

  23. United we Tea, United we drink !

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      Mel81x

      And what a good shai it was too haha

  24. The world is coming down the flags are up

    Whose gonna be number one whose gonna take out the cup

    Who will it be who will be the king

    Its a one in a life time chance

    Who rules the world gotta see who rules the world 

     

     

  25. One day i will have a blue check mark next to my social media accounts 

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      SirBalon

      Let your family, friends and acquaintances give you their personal version of a blue tick and you'll be well on your way to accomplishing something special instead of fools that are manufactured mate. ;)   

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      SirBalon

      I'm not going to a,low that as I'm not Max Magnusson! :ph34r: