Bluewolf

Got to love those inter nerds out there... Never heard of this bloke until today obviously because he was never on Chelsea's long term target list rather being another one of our famous smash and grabs at the last minute jobs... this made me laugh though when I googled this fella... Davide Zappacosta is an Italian professional footballer who plays as a full-back for Chelsea and the Italy national team. Known for good crossing and defending unlike oxlade chamberlain Wikipedia Born: 11 June 1992 (age 25), Sora, Italy Height: 1.85 m Weight: 70 kg Career start: 1998 Current teams: Torino F.C. (#7 / Defender), Italy national football team Siblings: Fabio Zappacosta

Finally your missus gets to kiss something that's better looking than you...

When they are not on here complaining they are busy making placards with 'Wenger Out' written on them. On the backs of those placards they also have 'In Wenger we trust' It obviously saves carrying 2 of them around on match days...

Our job gives you 25 days holiday and 14 days sick entitlement. That's a shit lot considering we work 4 on and 4 off on top of that. I think I only worked 14 days total in April for example the rest was time off due to how the shift patterns fall.. I still have 9.5 days holiday still to take before December

I am doing just that... been busy around the house/garden and at work while my boss took 3 weeks off to sun himself up so this week I am just lolling around catching up on footy/films and whatever else I fancy doing.. People often ask what I do on my holidays and I just tell them 'the least amount possible'

Funny stuff... I suppose when you pay players huge sums of money and they are mobbed at airports etc for autographs and have their faces plastered all over the TV and back pages of the papers they are bound to get an inflated sense of self worth.... Conte sums the whole thing up there in the first couple of minutes.. Laughable

No such thing as a friendly... he obviously knows that.. get that man a drink!

I think the jury is still out on that one... If the second one has hair as well though then we might need to consider, not the delivery method but the delivery man himself...

Surprised she let you in a second time to be honest mate...

Cant blame him for wanting to move on and in the grand scheme of things he has probably made a solid decision for his future. There just does not seem to be any room for the youth to come through at the club or even any sensible playing time for them in the first team across a season. Hope he does well for himself..

I am... On the upside of being ill I have been told that my normal deep voice gets a lot sexier... so the girls in the office tell me anyway

Seriously... ha ha who would have thought it.. We do tend to turn it into a bit of a drama sometimes.. whatever we have got no matter what it is just happens to be the worst 'whatever it is' known to mankind.. I do love winding the family up with it so I can watch them do the rolling eyes thing though.. that's amusing. I even put on the 'at deaths door voice' just for even more dramatic effect...

'The Mummy' The latest version..Thought this might have been better but to be honest it was really disappointing all round for me. Considering they were aiming for a darker version it failed on all levels.. Much preferred the previous versions to this 3/10

Just like the wife... she is all...

Got the shitty man flu... almost at deaths door I tell ya.. Been up and down every bloody hour for the past 3 nights more or less. cant settle for shit and I am knackered. Still went to work though because there is no man flu that's manlier than me Anyway I digress Was up about 5am ish this morning only to hear a load of stuff being thrown into the back of a van and doors slamming so thought it was local pikeys on the rob or something but turns out we must have had an early morning raid somewhere round here as there were about 4 vans and 3 carloads of old bill most of which were in full body armour just wrapping up and heading off Let you know if I find out what it was about..

Just seen some of the pre season fixtures and we are playing the Gooners twice if you include the Sausage Roll Plate Only 4 games in total compared to 8 for Liverpool & United and 7 for Arsenal Only City, Spurs and ourselves are playing 4 So far that is... I wonder if a more grueling pre-season will have any bearing on how teams start off.. Less matches would leave you fresher but not having got all the rust and extra holiday Ice Cream off the belly...

This could turn out to be a case of well and truly shooting ourselves in the foot... We didn't have a good transfer window last season either but with a combination of good fortune and lack of European games we looked a lot better than we actually were. Having already declared to Costa that he would not be wanted this season before actually getting a decent replacement in could be one of the biggest fails since Trump got voted in to power... Ok, maybe it's not THAT epic a fail but its still not great. Unless they pull a big fluffy rabbit out of the hat rather than some old fluff at the last minute we are going to be weaker than last season AND trying to compete in Europe. Even if they went on bended knees and told Costa he was going anywhere I couldn't see him putting himself out much for the team effort after whats happened can you? We seem unable to bring in the targets selected and end up settling for last minute rush buys...

What a shocking paper that is... I would rather read the Sun newspaper than that and I wouldn't even use the Sun newspaper to wipe my arse that's how little I think of the quality...

You sound like my boss.. He is crying and waving his arms around like a girl every time one flaps past him. In his house its his job is to move the spiders and its his wifes to get rid of Moths should they intrude on his personal space

If I look any closer I will be kissing it on the lips... Its Defo a moth mate I am telling ya! They also come in 5 spot variety's and have a wax like moustache type antennae Flight Time mid June to August

Well it is mate.. but it's not a Cheshire Moth its a 6 spot Burnet Moth

Actually I stand corrected. I now believe it is the 6 spot Burnet Moth

I think its a Cheshire Moth mate

Its just the wrong side of hot for me.. sweating buckets and no breeze is like being in the desert. No matter where I am outside or in it just feels like I am in a giant oven

We could talk about the weather