Devil

Obsessed with the hob nob

That doesn't count then, has to in one of three locations for it to count as a sexual act if you ask me.

Yes but I'm pretty certain she will be facilitating by other methods, if this was the case then it isn't July last year.

That's basically a virgin again.

Consider us friends again. I won't ask silly questions again as long as you don't try and make me look a creep. Because I'm not.

If one of them posted what you posted I think I'd have asked for a laugh yeah. But seen as you're attempting to make me seem a creep I think I will pass up commenting in future, maybe talk less about wet pussy's etc.. That way people might be less confused about your boundaries.

Two girls, 17 years of age and 7 years of age.. You'd think the 17 year old would be making me lose sleep at night, you'd be wrong in thinking that. She's the most laid back character I've ever met and is due to start Uni in August. She's had a boyfriend but he seemed a nice lad and she seems more interested in her education at the moment. The 7 year old on the other hand was born about ten years older mentally and loves nothing more than to boss me and my missus about. Only last week I'd gone up to turn her TV off in her room and tell her to read and get to sleep, anyway 10pm I hear a noise upstairs, walks in her room she's got her tv on, netflix watching tv with the volume turned down. Her reply to me was, no kids my age are asleep yet!!! She's 7, needless to say the TV was quickly removed and has only been returned the evening before last.

Fair enough I shouldn't be asking anyway.

How long ago was it you had sex then? I'm pretty certain there will be single people on here who've not had it in ages.

Disgusted at United, this new Director of football is clearly nothing other than a yes man to Woody, a suit who from what I've been reading was basically a dogs body around the place. I've just read he greeted Alexis Sanchez at the airport and chaperoned new Youth signing Hannibal on the United youth tour of Sweden. Typical United, disgusted.

They were talking on the radio this morning about a possible full rebuild of the front three. Personally I don't think that's needed I just think they all need a good rest, a proper summer break to refresh and get ready for next season. The other think with a full rebuild it would mean selling players, now the obvious one out of the front three of Liverpool would be Salah due to his body language and the fact he's said a few times he'd like to play in Spain. The issue with that is I don't think the Spanish clubs are going to be coming in for him any time soon anyway, Haaland and Mbappe are the flavour of the month and Barca haven't got any cash anyway. Liverpool would want in excess of 100 million for him so I don't think it's even worth discussing the possibility of him leaving Anfield any time soon so the media (talksport) may as well drop the subject and move on.

Tonight

Coming 2 America It was never going to better an absolute classic but I think the negative reviews of these are a bit shitty. It isn't supposed to be taken serious it's a daft movie and I enjoyed it. Won't ruin it but don't go into watching it thinking this is going to be rubbish, just enjoy the fact they got the whole cast back together (minus his mum). 6/10

It's good mate but at that point I was out every day running, I'd shed a stone and was dedicated because I wanted to look the business on my wedding photos. The real turning point was when I was getting measured up by a tailor and I told him I was a 32 waisted pants and his face said it all, he gave me a pair of 32 pants to try and I got them on but they were tight, I couldn't face him without getting them on and when I came out he just smiled so I said by the time I get married there will be room in them pants. To be fair a month before I went back in and he shook my hand and said fair play to you.

Two years ago I was smashing 10k runs in 46 minutes, like you though lockdown didn't do me no favours.

Not very good to be fair pal, just over 25 minutes. Just back from my hike with my cousin, not the longest but it has an great view.

Bayern admitting they are going to eventually make a move for Haaland. If he's happy enough in Germany they will get their man and more than likely get him on their terms as well.

5k run yesterday morning with and improvement on my pace of 10 seconds per kilometer and I'm off out hiking this morning. Not the longest walk but it involves a pretty steep climb at its peak. Back in time for the Manchester Derby.

I will take that and leave it there. You ain't too shoddy yourself my Aussie mate.

Could have put it nicer Caz... Basically Devil, there are fitter people than you, worth of NSFW photos.

Got with that one. Think twice about trying to have a laugh with you guys again.

I've never had any pics off you Cazza, you only send them the other guys. Must be cause I'm ugly init....

No only you get them Caz, I've got the hot babes thread in the donation forum.

Still none the wiser what the joke actually meant but have lost interest.

Still confused.... Whiskey is a new member, I don't get it.