DeadLinesman

The only thing I’m wondering is why is his kid randomly across the street at 8pm? I agree with everything else, that’s just the parent in me. If you don’t want your kid in the limelight, maybe keep them indoors at that point?

No

Just pass new laws, take their names/dob etc and every single one of the cunts loses the right to attend an NHS setting for the next 12 months. Good luck dickheads.

People will assume it’s just back to normal. It’s human nature to be utter bellends.

Just cunts walking around in groups of 10

You’d have to find all the morons not sticking to social distancing and charge them as well. After all, they know the risks......

All I did was tell him to stop hacking dead children’s phones

Exactly. Took me a while to figure it out though. Some people seem to still be working on it. And that’s not a dig either.

I love twitter.........

Great comeback.

You lost me at ‘you’re being dumb again’. You just compared road deaths, not accidents. There’s at least 25,000 severe casualties per year resulting in operations, xrays, after care etc, and that pales in comparison to to the 160,000 accidents per year that aren’t serious, yet require treatment of some form and police intervention. But yeah, cling onto that 1700 stat

If I run across the road in traffic and so does my 2 year old daughter and we both make it, the outcome is the same. Doesn’t mean the risk was. Again, this is about overall risk, not just risk of transmission. It’s the wider effects that need to be looked at. You’re dismissing accidents simply because it fits the rhetoric of the argument. You’re statistically more likely to have an accident the further you travel and with length of time travelled. If we’re bringing it down to absolutes and statistics, then you’re statistically highly unlikely to die from Coronavirus. So fuck it, let’s all carry on as completely normal because it’s probably not going to happen to us.

But if EVERYONE thinks ‘fuck it, I’m going out’, traffic is busier, accidents increase, NHS resources become further stretched etc. I’m a massive advocate for mental health having worked in the specialty, but in this case, travel is a factor. You’re at more risk travelling 200 miles for a chippy than within a 5/10 miles radius for groceries. That’s an absolute fact. It’s about the risk factors taken into account during the travel and if everyone thinks fuck it, the risks increase tenfold.

He’s probably been slowed down with the Covid restrictions, what with the over 70’s being shielded.

No. That’s Bluewolf.

@nudge will be devastated.

Remember this when Vettel leaves Ferrari and you come back to Lewis and Mercedes X

I don’t want to call the police. I’m waiting for you with rope, rohypnol and a large tub of lube

You’re the one in yellow.

Fondling them with my mouth.

Ffs . I just remembered the photo

Was Keane pictured earlier on during the lockdown having been pulled over by the police? Or was that another player?

I miss Teo.

Did you miss 99% of his other posts

If by going, you mean the completely wrong direction, then you’d be right