DeadLinesman

Scout is ancient history, well before TFF even ended. Swifty thought I was The Big Show (legit). 20Legend wouldn’t have known Norman Whiteside from Norman Wisdom. Halewood thought Jelavic was better than Suarez. Rio Choker was just insane. Trust me, it’s better they’re not here

Scout. Swifty. Halewood. 20Bellend. Rio Choker.

The sheep these days are the Covid 5G conspiracy theorists

David Icke ffs

15 cunts just walked past my house. From grandparents to grandchildren. Utter, utter wankers.

I think it was something else to do with City. I got bored and deleted it.

‘Next few decades’. Fuck me

That’s because everyone in London is a horrible cunt.

And yet here I am still paying a £1 a litre.....

We’re contemplating the move. There’s just one massive problem with Perth though.

Your craic is absolutely shite. Give your head a wobble and fuck off.

RENT FREE

Well I’d say you have to own your own stadium for a start.

Yeah. He’s definitely 12.

Imagine thinking Citeh are a big club

Happy birthday mate. Glorious weather up our end today. I’ve been in the garden chopping back all the trees and foliage to make sure we get the sun all day....

Sounds like 5G to me.

It’s embarrassing that you can sign for a ‘group’ and they then decide where you end up. Fuck modern day football.

Vaccine is probably going to be at least 12 months so squash that. Depends if the virus lowers in hotter weather and how many people become immune to it naturally. I think they’ll be some form of social distancing for the foreseeable future such as 6 months. Restaurants won’t be able to pack people in, cinemas will have to operate at 50% capacity etc.

If that’s true

It was Fish in Peru mate.

What’s @Danny doing in this picture?

Absolutely this . They were giving me right evils when I was queuing up the other day.

Why would the media expect to be told the PM’s current medical condition? Patient confidentiality extends to pretty much everyone you fucking morons. They’re all foaming at the mouth so much at these briefings that it’s becoming embarrassing.