DeadLinesman

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

One of my neighbours walks past the house at least 4 times a day. I’ve put a sign in the window reading ‘if you’re reading this for the 4th time, you’re doing it wrong’.

They should all meet on the edge of a cliff and walk the fuck right off it.

How?!?!

Seen that info sheet where you need a brush’s length to stay away from people. I’d turn the brush round pole end and shove it through his fucking eye socket. Cunt.

So you’re telling me the players aren’t? Jesus Christ.

I’ve seen your WhatsApp. You wouldn’t piss on us if we were on fire

Niki and Toto lounging about I see.

Sorry for your loss mate. Shite isn’t it. The funeral yesterday was simple burial, no service. Couldn’t even hug immediate family. There was only 10 of us all stood seperated.

Me waiting to hear what @Lucas has to say about Boris.......

Do you have to sign up? Asking for a friend.

You disgust me.

You’d be surprised.....

I’m thick as fuck, even though I have a ‘medical science’ background so please forgive me. Do these tests differentiate between the two different Covid strains? I’ve read about people having a natural immunity (so to speak), but what happens if you’ve dodged one strain but come across the other?

You need to send them to people in your WhatsApp groups first

You can go to a launderette, but not your parents. The advice is clear.

Is for me to be honest.

Only if you’re a carer and taking them food or medicine. Otherwise, nope.

Well you’ve grown up too then

In related (kind of news), we only get immediate family at my mums funeral. It will be in the church, blessing, straight out and burial. No frills. Absolutely gutted for her, but soon they’ll be people not even getting that, so you’ve got to take the positives.

‘Still he rises’. It’s tongue in cheek like, but still taking the piss out of him.

Well he’s not acted like a celebrity cunt for once and has done a very sensible thing. The lad can’t win.

Truly terrifying.

793 dead in Italy today. Fuck me.