DeadLinesman

Bloke arrested on Isle of Man for failing to self isolate. Good. Silly cunt.

Went into HSBC today to sort my mums bank accounts out for probate. 2 staff in the entire building.

Communist countries have total control of their populations.

I’ve had an email from a colleague that local NHS hospitals are looking for porters/drivers/helpers etc. It’s only Grade 2 but it’s an income.

Mums cats neighbours dogs brothers sisters boss.

Hi guys. Apologies for the Mafia War exit. Sadly, my mum passed away about an hour ago after a long fight with cancer. Might seem mad that someone would be on a forum just an hour later, but a lot of you are like a second family after 13 years. I’ll survive and I’ll be back sooner than you think. Take care X

Coronavirus has been around since the 1960’s to be fair.

I’m a bit of a flight radar geek. Seeing several planes turn back to UK airports over southern France was a little bit disturbing if I’m honest.

There was fig rolls left.

There’s fucking nothing!

Exactly. I genuinely had no milk, no fresh pasta for lasagne and no bourbons. I’d like to find them and rip their throats out. Morons.

Went Asda. No biscuits, no pasta, no sauce, no milk. Fuck the human race.

Sabrina on Netflix is great. The Mrs watches shite like Gossip Girl as well. We’ve got Prime as well and The Boys is arguably one of the best TV programmes I’ve ever watched.

Fingers crossed, as the main events were looking absolutely shite.

I like the sound of your company. They’re doing a great job.

And they let 3k fans come to Anfield. Fucking astonishing.

Toilet roll sales may never recover.

Yes. Covid19 makes you shit yourself to death apparently.

Italy have the second oldest population in the entire world.

Get a GTD. Just to piss Greta off. And your wife. And America.

I did not. How fucking dare you.

Blue Hdi. The nasties turn into water and it better than my petrol!