DeadLinesman

2.0 Turbo Diesel, 170bhp. There’s no getting away

Off to pick up my new dad mobile at 6pm. 7 seats ffs.

Hasn’t Cali declared a state of emergency over 2 deaths?

Well confirmed cases have double in a day for us here. Now at 85. Shits getting real. My Mrs is working from home. She gets the airport train into and out of Manchester. Fuck that.

I’ll blank you

He can’t see this. You’re on ignore. In fact, you’re on ignore so much that he saw your post from 3 hours ago............

What a monumental fucking bellend.

So angry he posted twice.

How dare you.

And I’m always a willing participant.

Look deep deep down in your soul X

He’ll be telling us he’s had his inflatable banana since ‘97 and one of the biggest floodlights in the world in his back garden from Maine Road. At least @Happy Blue gives and takes in fair measure. This is just boring. wE’Re dA Gr8tst, gOnNa wIN dA LeAguE tHiS yEaR. uNitEd rA SmaLl cLuB . I think they’ve rinsed and repeated in this in every thread so far. Definitely a BlueMoon transient.

You’re not the biggest club in the world, and you never, ever will be. Now bore off.

Fucking unreal isn’t it.

I hear Wuhan is lovely this time of year.

Mate, you’ve been wanting the human race exterminated for years. Just sit back and enjoy the fun. If it stops Liverpool winning the league, I’m all for it to be honest.

Still can’t find that fucking camel.

I see flying lawn mowers.

Jesus. Shit getting serious now.

Dumb and dumber?

Apparently it was just to get yellow cards so they missed a cup game against lower opposition.

He’s been comprehensively beaten twice now. I certainly don’t need to see it a third time.

Peak shithousery right here.