DeadLinesman

You mean the contract length is too long? Do they only usually do 2/3 years? Why’s that?

Who’ve they signed him from?

Mis-controlled it.

First two UK cases confirmed.

Get a room ffs.

Just don’t go shouting about the ‘Young Talent’ that you’d like to get ‘Inter’

I’m a social creature and have always preferred company, but only those select few who know me. I hate going out ‘partying’ now and genuinely prefer a cup of coffee and a film. There’s the odd lads night we have every few months with poker and booze, but it 6/8 close mates.

I was wondering what the fuck Martin Edwards has to do with anything

Who is this Noone, and why is he buying Footballers?

A close friend from Uni used to body guard for Rooney and Stretford. They used to turn up all the time.

To be fair, the more I read, the more it seems complete suspect. A S*n photographer just happens to rock up minutes later as it’s happening? The same S*n who Neil Ashton used to work for? His Mrs just happens not to be at home with two young twins? And now Ashton and his media mates are writing articles left right and centre how misunderstood Woodward is and that none of United's failings are his fault? That he just happened to be the poor bloke who brokered the whole deal for the Glazers to take over?

It’s obviously way to far. Some people are pushed to the brink with stuff like this though as it IS their life. You’ll always read that there’s more important things in life and that decisions these blokes make doesn’t effect you personally. That’s bollocks. One of my best mates is a carpet fitter. He works massive industrial jobs and does foreigners regularly till late at night to afford his season ticket, as well as travelling to away games throughout Europe. He’s been doing this since the mid 80’s and it’s all he’s ever known. Once someone starts fucking around with your social enjoyment, it gets personal. Just to be clear, this doesn’t condone throwing flares at houses when there’s wives and kids involved. Completely unacceptable.

Standard before this outbreak to be honest. See them in Manchester and Liverpool as well.

He’d definitely be the first £100m defender. But not much more.

Nobody’s coming on anyone’s ass, ok?

I actually did a wet room design for the show once. They actually don’t give two fucks about planning permission when they throw these extensions on

Yeah, bit OTT.

Which chant was that?

Yup, Ian Dennis. He was disgusted for the first time in his illustrious career after hearing the bonfire song, coincidentally sung millions of times over the past 20 years. Apparently, swapping scousers and city for Glazers and Woodward is now a death threat.

Old news. Agreed though. Imagine thinking you can change the perception of Woodward to United fans 7 years after he’s fucked them over. Ashton was obviously on the phone to Custis as well as he’s written a 2 page article blaming everyone but Woodward. Get fucked.

How in fucks name do they do things like this? We can’t build a 10 bed inpatient unit in 3 years

CBJ is not needed. Hasn’t been been playing on loan for Tranmere, so we recalled him and sent him packing again. His contract is up this summer and we won’t activate his extra year. He never kicked on after Mourinho arrived and sent him packing to Wolves 4 years ago.

It’s not happening. Let’s not be silly.

We’re already being burned to the ground. Pass the petrol.