Chelsea look like a football paella. little bit of different managers, no real plan or identity, Hollywood FC
Kepa had a stinker but I'll let him off and mendy are fine
oldmanpulqueta and Silva should be in a retirement home. koulibaly made sense 3 years ago but signing a twilight defender to a rebuild team is just madness. Wesley Fofana is going to be an unmitigated disaster, the guy looks petrified in any 50-50 and is now injured again.
James and chilwel are fine, Cucarella may end up fine but buying one season players is usually a risk, 62m makes it a big risk if it goes bust.
kovecic and kante good but aging, McGregor not Chelsea caliber, LoftusCheek meh, pulisic meh.
auba a Chernobyl level toxic player passed his best to replace a younger player in lukaku who could have just needed a better manager.
paella FC, lots of seafood mix in there that can leave you with dihorea