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Carnivore Chris

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  1. "YO, PARTY AT CINDYS HOUSE!!! DRUNK WHITE WOMEN FOR EVERYBODY!"

  2. Just won 18k in the casino.. lol

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      Carnivore Chris

      Alcohol isn't expensive in Portugal either so he should still have a grand left over by the end of it.

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  3. Just won 18k in the casino.. lol

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      Carnivore Chris

      @Stan We may not require all that soon now we've had 2 jabs(well I've had 2, not sure about rest of you) so it may work out a little cheaper for him.. @nudge isn't too far away from him now either so it shouldn't cost him as much to pay for a ticket for her.

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  4. Just won 18k in the casino.. lol

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      Carnivore Chris

      He should be inviting us all to Portugal and paying for us all if you ask me.

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  5. Can we ban the phrase ESL? I die a bit inside every time i see it. Up there with EPL and BPL.

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      Carnivore Chris

      Makes it sound like we are watching an American sport.

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  6. The A-League is a better watch than the Bundesliga.

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      Carnivore Chris

      All football is wank now. VAR has done exactly what I knew it would, killed a great sport. It's dead. It doesn't  help that it's become all about money with all the same players always going to the same clubs either. I also believe it lacks the real quality in terms of players and managers that it used to and also clubs being bought out by oil barons. Football today is actually wank, I don't even really enjoy it anymore if I'm being 100% honest with you.

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  7. Dolphins are evil ! 

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      Carnivore Chris

      Along with humans, cats and Otters, dolphins and killer whales are the only animals that kill for fun and not just food.

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  8. Blood guts guns cuts knives lives wives nuns sluts

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      Carnivore Chris

      I ain't 'acid rap', but I rap on acid // got a new blow up doll and just had a strap-on added

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  9. Mosquitoes or Wasps? Eliminate one.

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      Carnivore Chris

      Mosquitos. They are horrible cunts that bit fuck out of me for 5 days straight last week. Thankfully the bats came out at night and brutalised them for me. Wasps are pests, but they also have a great purpose and are fantastic pollinators, that have a purpose. As for spiders, I don't see why they should be on the list, as they are actually beneficial to humans. They don't carry disease, they kill insects which do and are great for getting rid of pests in your home. Spiders are class.

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  10. Bring back the hot ladies thread!

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      Carnivore Chris

      @nudge, being the militant feminist she is, made several complaints, so it had to be deleted :ph34r:

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  11. Happy Birthday Mistress! ;)

  12. What should be done with people who think Ramos is a better defender than Godin? :35_thinking:

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      Carnivore Chris

      They should sew their arse holes closed and keep feeding them and feeding them. 

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  13. It probably sounds anal to some, but can we all make an effort to get player's names correct with spelling referring to accents and apostrophes if necessary?

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      Carnivore Chris

      Everytime we ask a question from now on, we all have to place "¿" at the beginning to make Antonio here feel at home :ph34r:

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  14. It probably sounds anal to some, but can we all make an effort to get player's names correct with spelling referring to accents and apostrophes if necessary?

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      Carnivore Chris

       Only really for "ñ" and "í" are important anyway, in terms of Spanish.

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  15. It probably sounds anal to some, but can we all make an effort to get player's names correct with spelling referring to accents and apostrophes if necessary?

  16. We are trialling a new feature in the Premier League section. Matches that are on TV will now have their own thread to discuss the game in. All other standard kick-offs will be kept in a group match chat thread. We hope this will generate more activity when discussing the game we all love! The first couple (Saturday) games have been made. Sunday's and Monday's  games to come later today!

    Any feedback is appreciated!!

  17. We are trialling a new feature in the Premier League section. Matches that are on TV will now have their own thread to discuss the game in. All other standard kick-offs will be kept in a group match chat thread. We hope this will generate more activity when discussing the game we all love! The first couple (Saturday) games have been made. Sunday's and Monday's  games to come later today!

    Any feedback is appreciated!!

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      Carnivore Chris

      How are Chivas going anyway pendejo? Still inferior to the mighty Chivas? :coffee:

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  18. We are trialling a new feature in the Premier League section. Matches that are on TV will now have their own thread to discuss the game in. All other standard kick-offs will be kept in a group match chat thread. We hope this will generate more activity when discussing the game we all love! The first couple (Saturday) games have been made. Sunday's and Monday's  games to come later today!

    Any feedback is appreciated!!

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      Carnivore Chris

      I know everything what goes on, but I just don't go to games anymore and never will unless Venkys are out. I'm not the only one mate.

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  19. We are trialling a new feature in the Premier League section. Matches that are on TV will now have their own thread to discuss the game in. All other standard kick-offs will be kept in a group match chat thread. We hope this will generate more activity when discussing the game we all love! The first couple (Saturday) games have been made. Sunday's and Monday's  games to come later today!

    Any feedback is appreciated!!

  20. We are trialling a new feature in the Premier League section. Matches that are on TV will now have their own thread to discuss the game in. All other standard kick-offs will be kept in a group match chat thread. We hope this will generate more activity when discussing the game we all love! The first couple (Saturday) games have been made. Sunday's and Monday's  games to come later today!

    Any feedback is appreciated!!

  21. Biggest waste of talent: Gascoigne v Cassano

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      Carnivore Chris

      I agree with Cicero, had @Fusion not started smoking crack and sniffing glue, he could have become one of the best players of his generation.

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  22. You can take Dayshiki out of the hood, but you can't take the hood niggas out of Dayshiki :rofl:

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      Carnivore Chris

      Everyone in the hood been up in her. She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans. 

  23. It is going to be a weird world cup without Argentina, Holland, Italy and the USA :ph34r:

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