Carnivore Chris

Nah, it's past Galgate way and not too far from Forton(if you know of there). You missed out by not visiting it to be honest pal as it's a beautiful place to walk around and has around 5 lakes with the smallest being around 4.5 acre and the largest being about 15. Even though it's only around 7 miles away from Lancaster, it's like a completely different world.

Terrible news about Prodigy. Yet another rapper taken early(this time due to illness) at such a young age. It's happened to too many now. Mobb Deep will always be one of the greatest duos ever. You couldn't beat them, although Prodigy also held it down as a solo artist as well and was massively underrated in this respect.

I've seen those before mate and these look nothing alike. Have a closer look.

Look closely at their wings, they are similar to those of flies rather than moths or butterflies. Very strange things. Even its head is nothing like a butterfly or moth. Its colours are, but nothing else resembles a moth or butterfly. Definitely not a moth if you ask me.

Can anybody tell me what the fuck that is? I saw aload flying today while on my brew at work, near the river, and they were glowing red while flying, so I waited for one to land and that's what they looked like. Weird things. I go to quite a few places mate but at the moment I've been going up to Wyreside all the time. It can be load due to the wankers on the camp site near by, but it's great for fishing up there. Do you know the place?

I did some fishing last weekend myself mate from friday night until sunday afternoon. I had 2 carp, one was at 5am on Saturday and the other at 2:30am on the Sunday, both of the cunts woke me up. It was far too hot for them in the day though and they weren't interested at all. I heard you had recently bought fifa and was living in fear that you might ask me for a game, given how great you are at it... Not bad bruv, although I only have so much time on my hands to go these days due to working all the time, which is why when I do go now, I always do 24-48 hour sessions. Have you finally decided to take it up yet and get on the rio de la plata mate? The recent "terrorism" is quite pathetic to be honest and a lot of it seems very small time. It's certainly something we need to be a lot more vigilante about than in the past, although not on the level that we live in fear, as you have more chance of being stabbed to death outside a pub than you do of dying in a terrorist attack in the UK. Regular sex? Is your wife into all that dungeon shit? Or are you simply not getting any at all anymore? It's been a very dry spring/summer so far this year(apart from the heavy rain last week) and it's been scorching here for the last 4 days or so. We had some heavy rain last week and everyone were moaning and now that the sun is out, they are all moaning again. Only in England

How are all you bellends doing? I don't come on here enough these days but will have to try to more. It doesn't help with the season ending now either to be honest. Fuck all to talk about in terms of football other than transfer gossip, which is largely nonsense.

Spike-iatrist:-

Just Veratti and Bellerin(or even Cancelo, I think he suits the system) would greatly improve the team. The depth is there but wasn't always utilised properly or at the correct times last season for me. Paco proved to be a handy option in the end though, Denis showed signs when given opportunities and with all due respects to him, Andre Gomes ended the season strongly, so might, in the end, turn out being a good player despite all the criticism and poor debut season for him overall. Sergi Roberto will also offer depth in midfield(his real position) if a right back is purchased and in some games, can even slot in at right back himself since he's versatile and not always the worst of options to have there, although as a whole I'd like to see more of him in midfield. The main objective is luring in 2 quality players who can better the first 11, one of those a midfielder and the other a right back.

Pep's Barcelona: Zidane's Real Madrid:-

I'm a big fan of Aleix Vidal and found it frustrating how he wasn't getting chances at first. But once he did start getting them, he was brilliant, both defensively and offensively, especially the latter, where he was notching up assists from lovely crosses(something the team have badly lacked since his injury) and even chipping in with goals. If he was to come back from injury and continued playing like that, or how he was at Sevilla the season before he was purchased, then he will be like a new signing himself. With this said, I do think that a player such as Bellerin, or even Cancelo are still needed. Speaking of right-backs, I'd like to see Sergi Roberto playing more in midfield as I believe he could excel in this position. He's a very talented lad, although isn't natural to the right back position and deserves more minutes in midfield, where he is much more comfortable.

What about Real Sociedad? I find them a very likeable club as well. The big 2 basque sides(Athletic and la Real), Villarreal and Sevilla are all worth looking out for in my opinion. Real Sociedad have a lot of potential at the moment too, it's all about keeping the likes of Martinez(which I hope they do personally, as it's great to see players stick by a club in this day and age, although it's quite common from the 2 basque clubs to be honest) and Eusebio as manager and I believe we could see them in Europe again soon. If they lose Rulli also, then I think they should go back in for Bravo as he would revitalise himself there. San Sebastian is as good as his home. As for Eibar(another Basque club in fact), they are effectively the equivalent of Morecambe reaching the premier league, before establishing themselves as a mid-table club. It's amazing what they have achieved.

They are compulsory mate as I've read into it before and it's also something that has been well documented in the Spanish media in the past and how it's a downfall for the league in terms of the "smaller" clubs losing top quality for such pathetic fees. Literally every player in the league has a clause and that's because they have to mate. Real Madrid and Barcelona wouldn't have release clauses in Ronaldo or Messi's contracts if it wasn't mandatory.

Who gives a fuck what that pretentious, snobby, self-righteous muppet says? He's an utter mong.

A steak has got to be well done, although not too well done so that it's burnt. i'd say inbetween well done and medium. It's also about who cooks it and how they do it. Talking of animals, when I was fishing early last week, I went for a walk to the other side of the lake at around 5:30am to bait up an area where my hook-bait was, then a deer came running out of the woods and ran literally 0.5 meters away from me, I nearly had a heart attack. It makes you wonder why deers are so scared of humans as it was a big bastard and had it ran straight at me, then I would have been fucked. It's not often you see deers so up close, due to how skittish they are, so it was an experience. It's also nice to see them around there as you know they won't be hunted by nobheads. You wouldn't get away with it around there.

I personally believe Sevilla can still continue to be a steady club. Losing Monchi is massive, but they are a well run club these days . Their main focus should be on moving away from being a feeder club as whoever is their sporting director or manager, they still have to replace nearly a full team every year and that is not a way to move forward.

He used to be class and the best out and out winger in the world for a period, but in his last season for Sevilla, he was very poor for me and hasn't been the same since.

They finished in the top 10 in Division one and had the best defensive record in Spain that season. Getafe around that time were actually a solid mid-table side who were tough to play against, they even eliminated Barcelona in the same tie Messi scored that goal in. In fact, before last season they had been in the top flight for around 13 seasons consecutive. While on the subject, that's quite impressive really for a club that was only founded in the 80s, especially when you consider that they have to compete against far bigger clubs in Madrid in Real and Atletico. As for favourite Messi goal, it's probably still this:-

I like Adams myself and would always wish him the best but I still don't understand why clubs in Spain would want to bring in English managers/coaches, when there are better options out there. Why did Valencia get Neville and not just give Voro a chance originally? Why did Real Sociedad go in for Moyes when Eusebio was clearly the far more suitable option? Granada are a mess either way and nobody will save them this season.

I don't get why any Spanish club, whatever league position they are in would go in for an English manager. Not even English clubs want them and Spain has a lot of talented coaches who would also demand less money.

Why start with Andre Gomes in midfield, Mathieu in central defence and Mascherano at right back? Masch should have played as a centre back with Sergi Roberto at right back. Raktic, who has rediscovered his best form lately, should be starting and the only change I can understand is Iniesta as there is a big game against Juventus midweek and he can only play so many minutes per week now. But even then, I think he can play a lot more than the minutes he's getting lately and him starting doesn't necessarily mean he has to play the full 90. Gomes and Mathieu are terrible and the team lose more than win when those 2 start. I don't understand Enrique's rotation policy at all and it gets worse. He's pretty much thrown the league away whenever he's had chance to capitalise this season.

Danny Boy:-

We've already had summer up north unfortunately. Those 3/4 days of sun last week were a miracle and probably the only sun we are likely to see this year.

It's been pissing it down all day up here(same with yesterday), although it was brilliant last friday-monday.