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I'd cream my pants if any of those two start for the club. Also i would prefer Loftus from the two as he is a youth academy product, while Van Ginkel is an established first team player at PSV. He will play in the Champions League next season and he is the captain, don't see us trying to hold him if the eight price comes along. Should have kept Chalobah and Loftus, but no we spent 75 mill on Bakayoko and Drinkwater.

You Were Never Really Here 6.5 Joaquin Phoenix was excellent

Emerson to now get a run in the team for at least three games as Alonso is off.

Kinda hoped Cesc got banned too.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/11334672/chelseas-marcos-alonso-under-fa-investigation-over-apparent-stamp Alonso could face a ban for the stamp in the first half of the game against Southampton. Not that it changes much but Aguero could stab a three year old in front of cameras and wouldn't be under investigation.

He then wonders why players turn against him. I am all for criticism but not in public and not on presses. There is a time and place for everything.

Better than Rudiger in any case, or any of our defenders if by that matter. However not better than Kante agreed.

Overall Dave or Kante will get my vote for player of the year. https://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2018/04/player-of-the-year-voting-now-open.html If Hazard wins it i will never vote again.

He would work better in a back four

Watch him being benched like Costa and Luiz for questioning Conte. He is perhaps the only signing that actually did well.

What happened to any of our signings? Apart from Morata none of them are playing, the first team players are piss poor from week to week but no changes are made. Fabregas was appalling all season long, we have Drinkwater and Bakayoko and both are ignored. It's not that they are an improvement, but you can't play the same team that isn't performing for months now.

Shot Caller (2017) 7.5/10

Even tough we did play slightly better than usual, and had chances to score i still don't understand what use do we have of our bench? Alonso and Moses were terrible all season long and yet Zappacosta and Emerson don't get a look in. Either of them can't cross, can't score apart from an odd free kick and are struggling at the back. Fabregas has been a passenger all season, either he doesn't fit the system or he is past the top level of football. Now even the biggest fans of Eden don't recall his good game, slightly improved but far from good enough to carry the team. The hard fixtures went by, and yet we struggle in the "easy" too. Out of the last eight league games, we got 7 points out of the 24, losing five drawing one and winning only two. Relegation battlers form, but it doesn't seem anyone is bothered much, Conte certainly isn't and the players are counting the days until the season ends.

Aftermath (2017) Arnold in a different role, i'd go with 7/10

Pettis couldn't make weight + he wanted a million apparently. Now Khabib vs Al laquinta is the main event.

Three fights cancelled as two fighters were injured by the broken glass (Chiesa and Moreno) with Lobov being taken off the card because he was among the bus attackers. Always hated Conor, he is a complete tool. If the UFC by any chance doesn't fire him they will lose many fans.

Games that we were terrible in this season Chelsea vs Burnley 2-3 Chelsea vs City 0-1 Roma vs Chelsea 3-0 Chelsea vs Bournemouth 0-3 Watford vs Chelsea 4-1 City vs Chelsea 1-0 (probably the worst) Chelsea vs Spurs 1-3 I would add Barcelona 3-0 but we really didn't do bad in that game, not including the result. We already booked 9 defeats this season, which is for a defending champion a disaster. Then again we have done it before even in a worse scenario. I feel this team apart from a few individuals feels like they don't need to be their best and that the fans can accept any result. Key for us losing the top four, apart from our shit league form is the back to back defeats against Bournemouth and Watford who which we should easily win no disrespect meant. In the last seven league games we managed to lose five, won against WBA who are the worst team in the league, and barely managed to defeat Palace. Okay the board didn't give Conte the players he wanted but to concede seven against lower table teams is unacceptable. How would that go down with Jose or Pep? Not well i guess. Conte gave up on us in the 2017, should have been the bigger man and walked save himself further problems. Changing a manager now wouldn't give us a boost as these players have no mentality and accept defeats with ease. The 2015-16 season was piss and we lost a lot of games but in many of the defeats we were just unlucky, this time around we are just piss poor.

Jumanji - Welcome to the jungle 7/10

Best names in the game, but too many cancellations to be excited by it.

They will never fight again, i was not very active lately in this thread. Hope to get back to it soon.

Kante is 27 today, hope he has many babies and they all end up playing for us.

He is gonna stay unfortunately as we can't afford to sell him and try to find a new young keeper as there aren't as many that are good. Madrid could obviously see he won't be an improvement on Navas. Next up Spurs at the Bridge, we have to take every next league game as a cup final if we are to be in the Champions League. Then again maybe if we get Europa League the board will realize once and for all that after a title win you need to improve the team and not weakened it.

Monster Trucks 6/10

Kong: Skull Island 7/10