God is Haaland
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Big problems are coming up next season:
- Morey out for a year.
- Piszczek retiring
- Schmelle retiring
- Meunier useless - who knows how long it will take until he recovers from his Covid brain damage
- Guerreiro often needed in midfield
- Schulz seems to lack intelligence
- Passlack seems to lack the athleticism
Who could be bought?
Left:
I like Otávio, but he has two years left on his contract and Wolfsburg don't need to sell.
Danny Rose would be an option if he's interested in a short contract only. It's reported he's going to Trapzonspor.
Trippier? Azpilicueta? Roberto?
Right:
Emerson sure. There are already rumours about him. I'm worried we can't outbid the other clubs interested in him.
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Haas' current car is a proper joke. It's worse than last year's bc it's so unstable. MSC will certainly get another season. That doesn't change his fundamental problem though, simply delay it for one year.
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22 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:
I don't understand what the need is for us to increase our nuclear arsenal by 40%
It's a common technique used by despots in order to distract from the government failures. The worse the quality of life for their own population, the more nationalist chest-beating, military parades and finger-pointing at other countries.
Putin has done this for the better part of two decades now. He's using external conflicts in order to distract from his failed inner politics. While Russian soldiers are shooting down civilian air craft from foreign soil they are illegally annexing, Russian nationalist go mad "bc everyone is bullying to Russia" and turn to their "strong leader" Putin.
Likewise, the average daily mail reader - who will most likely be poorer as a direct consequence of Brexit and may even have lost his job bc of it - will feel more relevant when he reads that his own country is increasing its military and sending threats, even though it doesn't improve his personal life one bit.
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On 26/02/2021 at 16:48, Moon Monkey said:
Appreciate your concerns GiH, my health is Grand and I'm also part immunised v Covid, next installment in May.
It all makes sense now.
On 26/02/2021 at 16:48, Moon Monkey said:Going to hit the Belgium beer later for a wee celebration.
Don't od on alc, m8.
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14 hours ago, Moon Monkey said:
Calm down petal, all in good time.
I posted that a week ago. You already told me to stop and I did, not bc I ran out of images or anything, but rather bc I was concerned about your health.
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On 22/02/2021 at 16:49, Bluewolf said:
Johnson needs to get a haircut.... that is one scruffy mother fucker, might help if he didn't fall asleep in his suit before going on tv
BoJo always needed a haircut. Now he needs a headcut.
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On 30/01/2021 at 21:45, Moon Monkey said:
Stan, I will consider that and get back to you as I'm currently drinking Belgium beer atm
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21 hours ago, Inverted said:
Luv me Brexit.
Luv me Strictly.
'ate Lockdown.
'ate Remoaners.
Simple as.
Carnt weet t' gerr'ar fish back from fook'n Pierre like, 'longs t'us dunnit? Simple as like, gorra luv bulldog bozza sennin' are navy lads in, sort vose bloodeh shirteh continennuls owt, put 'em in veir place like gerrum t' pipe down, 'e dunt bloodeh muck around! Luv me captain bullseye fishfingurs me, an'now wiv ate Brexit get 'em cheeper at Iceland like, propa pukka tha', carnt weet t' sit on sofa wotchin' t' norf la's giv' vem soufers good fook'n bel'in' on Sky Sports on t' noo tele wiv me fish finger barm, fook'n 'appeh dehs
Fumin'
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46 minutes ago, RandoEFC said:
Basically everything the experts who backed Remain in 2016 has come true so far. No reason why that should stop now.
The government will try to blame the EU
I think the government will try to blame a single country instead. This divide and conquer apporach is a little easier than blaming the entire EU at once. It will probably be France and if France doesn't work for some reason, then they'll try Germany.
Quotebut ultimately people will realise that none of this would have happened if people had given Farage the complete lack of attention and platform that he ever justified.
I wish I could be that optimistic.
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BoJo might announce a No Deal Brexit later today and blame the French.
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On 20/11/2020 at 01:11, 6666 said:
Increase of £16.5b in "defence" spending spread over the next four years. Funny how these nationalist cunts always find money to pour into the military.
Imagine the faces of right wing nutters when they find out this money will be used to buy Leopard 2s, Boxers or replace L30s with Rheinmetall smoothbore guns.
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On 23/09/2020 at 15:25, SchalkeUK said:
Jamie is another Leroy - his pace and ability on either wing can be too much for most defenders and his Agent is the same as the one used by Mr Sancho which is why despite real M and PSG nibbling - he wants to follow Jaydon and progress as he has done with BVB. I think he is still only 16 so it might be a bit early, but these days age is just a number. He is certainly better that the 04 loanee from City - even now - and perhaps we chased the wrong academy kid! I only wish he'd use his birth name and not some pretentious double-barrelled one which doesn't fit the back of the shirt - just Jamie would do!
Thanks. Bless you, Sire.
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On 16/08/2020 at 21:05, Stan said:
The latter.
A lot of 'our pundits' are quite deluded and arrogant.
Having said that, agents, players and clubs always try and call each other's bluff and it purely revolves around money.
For all we know, Sancho might want to stay at Dortmund anyway and be paid for the privilege for it
When Sancho heard he got linked with ManU he got so scared, he arrived on time for EVERY SINGLE PRE-SEASON TRAINING SESSION and his defensive workrate is like it's never been before.
I love the new Sancho even more. Thank you, rumor mill!
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On 02/07/2020 at 14:11, MUFC said:
Unfortunately lots of black racists could not handle Wilder's loss and made up some idiotic conspiracy theories:
All debunked here:
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On 26/08/2020 at 21:20, Dr. Gonzo said:
Having Tony Abbott as an advisor to our government is worrying because that man is a colossal dickhead.
An Australian in charge of trade negotiations? That's basically the government admitting that they have no leverage in the negotiations with the EU and going: "Fuck it! Let's just throw some mad bantz at them!".
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If Sancho wanted to leave and had not signed a contract extension, how would Zorc be able to maintain his "bluff"?
Surely Sancho or his agent could simply tell ManUnited that there was no contract extension. Am I missing something or is this panel incredibly dim-witted?
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2 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:
Chelsea fans laughed when they lost the European Cup?
Southerners are weird.
Yep.
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On 27/02/2020 at 13:07, Stan said:
Why was Favre asked about Lewa's injury
They want to bait him into saying that we're gonna win the league now and will be easy going, because Bayern are a one man team or some nonsense like that, just so they can call him a clueless, arrogant choker and a fraud after we failed to win the title.
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