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God is Haaland

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  1. Haas' current car is a proper joke. It's worse than last year's bc it's so unstable. MSC will certainly get another season. That doesn't change his fundamental problem though, simply delay it for one year.
  2. Haaland is the fastest player in the Bundesliga ever recorded.

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      Azeem

      The speedometer must have mistaken him for someone else

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  3. Werner and Meunier suffer from COVID-19-induced brain damage.

  4. It's a common technique used by despots in order to distract from the government failures. The worse the quality of life for their own population, the more nationalist chest-beating, military parades and finger-pointing at other countries. Putin has done this for the better part of two decades now. He's using external conflicts in order to distract from his failed inner politics. While Russian soldiers are shooting down civilian air craft from foreign soil they are illegally annexing, Russian nationalist go mad "bc everyone is bullying to Russia" and turn to their "strong leader" Putin. Likewise, the average daily mail reader - who will most likely be poorer as a direct consequence of Brexit and may even have lost his job bc of it - will feel more relevant when he reads that his own country is increasing its military and sending threats, even though it doesn't improve his personal life one bit.
  5. I posted that a week ago. You already told me to stop and I did, not bc I ran out of images or anything, but rather bc I was concerned about your health.
  6. BoJo always needed a haircut. Now he needs a headcut.
  7. https://twitter.com/itsafrogslife/status/1346492076956004353/photo/1
  8. Carnt weet t' gerr'ar fish back from fook'n Pierre like, 'longs t'us dunnit? Simple as like, gorra luv bulldog bozza sennin' are navy lads in, sort vose bloodeh shirteh continennuls owt, put 'em in veir place like gerrum t' pipe down, 'e dunt bloodeh muck around! Luv me captain bullseye fishfingurs me, an'now wiv ate Brexit get 'em cheeper at Iceland like, propa pukka tha', carnt weet t' sit on sofa wotchin' t' norf la's giv' vem soufers good fook'n bel'in' on Sky Sports on t' noo tele wiv me fish finger barm, fook'n 'appeh dehs Fumin'
  9. I think the government will try to blame a single country instead. This divide and conquer apporach is a little easier than blaming the entire EU at once. It will probably be France and if France doesn't work for some reason, then they'll try Germany. I wish I could be that optimistic.
  10. BoJo might announce a No Deal Brexit later today and blame the French.
  11. Imagine the faces of right wing nutters when they find out this money will be used to buy Leopard 2s, Boxers or replace L30s with Rheinmetall smoothbore guns.
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      Mel81x

      He's only getting better. I think Bayern will get him when Lewa decides to step away. What a record.

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      Tommy

      He'll be gone next season anyway. 

  13. 1-3: Liverpool, Everton, City

    4: Arsenal

  14. Unfortunately lots of black racists could not handle Wilder's loss and made up some idiotic conspiracy theories: All debunked here:
  15. An Australian in charge of trade negotiations? That's basically the government admitting that they have no leverage in the negotiations with the EU and going: "Fuck it! Let's just throw some mad bantz at them!".
  16. Next season you're in the knockout stage of the CL and this is coming at you:

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    Wyd?

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      Tommy

      Ah yes, 159838842936.png 

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      Stan

      I've always feared 159838842936.png  :( 

      Maybe we'll get knocked out the CL because of it HAHAHAH AMIRITE

  17. Hello, I'm not from Ireland and my name is not Séamus O'Sullivan, but I think "Black '47" is a very good Movie and it's free to watch for Amazon prime members. @nudge @Inverted
  18. They want to bait him into saying that we're gonna win the league now and will be easy going, because Bayern are a one man team or some nonsense like that, just so they can call him a clueless, arrogant choker and a fraud after we failed to win the title.
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