Bluebird Hewitt

Yeah, Stan should have announced @Toinho as member of the month before announcing it as April Fools.

That sounds horrible. Hope you feel better soon.

When you get outscored by Gary Madine, you might just want to resign on the spot. Bolton did strongly as well considering the points deduction.

That sounds like all NHS staff in England as I think the overall workforce in the UK is a little bit more. I don't know about Scotland and Northern Ireland but Wales is just below 80k last I heard. Sounds horrible. Hope you feel better soon. Funnily enough, my mate said similar the other day, though it only lasted a day.

Been looking at FM20 Touch on the Switch, but kinda hoping it goes down in price a little first.

Yeah, I've got them for the past couple of years as the PC version has gotten to the point of being considerably too much now (as you said) and my Macbook being old (10 years), so would struggle to get far on it. It's very stripped back. There's none of the media malarky, your staff are literally bronze, silver or gold with aptitude levels of poor, normal or natural and the tactical side is stripped back as well (no dynamics either). The transfer system is stripped back though you do have negotiations and can have player exchanges, sell on clauses etc. Overall, it is considerably stripped back and there are only 30 seasons tops, though you do have challenges and you can go through a season quickly as well. I'd check on YouTube just to see if you think you'd like it but I've been happy with it. Alternatively, @The Palace Fan has had high praise for the Touch version, which is like a half way point between the mobile and PC versions (it has been stripped back a bit but looks and plays more like the PC version than mobile). Not sure if you have a Switch but the Touch version is available for that. Bit harsh. It's not terrible but it's lacking if you want the main experience as you mentioned below.

Hope someone slapped him.

Doing well in the second season but for some reason or another, some players who appear to be great to start suddenly drop in regards to ability. I think this is linked to form but it's a bit of a pain in the ass. Is it just the mobile version or does this occur on Touch and the PC versions as well?

I don't sorry. Tempted but not got it yet.

Nah, they were very understanding, though could have been different if they heard the sound of 'baa' from the boot.

I'm not a cunt.

I see that BrightHouse has collapsed. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52090976 Feel sorry for the general staff but the actual chain itself gets no sympathy from me.

You're in lockdown. What do we do? Why have a buffet with a few people of course. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-52084653 Thick fucking cunts like these are what will hold us back.

You let Josh Magennis score though.

Random question. Considering Italy has been on lockdown for a while, are they actually improving or are things getting worse?