Rafa Beneathus

No one is getting a bit. Not even her. Im balls deep in it already.

Cheers mate, you cheeky cunt. Not had any cake yet, although if you look at my Twitter I posted a photo of the cake my ma bought me. Absolutely great. And none of the white delight for me....until Saturday.

Off to Spain for a few days at the end of the month, be living it up in Marbella on NYE. Can't wait. Next year's big holiday will be to Vegas and LA. Vegas was class this year so be great to go back and head to LA for a few days too.

Ashley and Staveley met over a curry last night to discuss the takeover. Still very much on after et a week of negativity.

Feels like the end of the Ashley era, I don't think he is going to accept the bid - Craig Hope has already said as much, but it's a positive sign that the due diligence went well and that the interest is genuine. Hopefully we are sold by January. Like I say this is the first time it feels like the end of Ashley, not just smokescreens and bullshit.

Aye mate, they were basically camped out in the corridor waiting for him. I left my bag in one of my mates rooms elsewhere in the hotel because we were basically going straight from a proper disgusting ket sesh on the beach to the airport. He met me at the taxi rank in San An, I told him to be there or make his own way to the airport and he said he had to do a pure ninja style escape. Fucking bellend.

You shouldn't feel sneaky. She should feel ashamed for going over half a year not paying £30.00 back. As I learnt from that snakey cunt, every time a date is set for the money to be paid back, it gets to that day and the goal posts are moved

If I was telling the story - adding the gory details then it is a pretty entertaining one I reckon. And if I told some of the excuses as well ha. I'm not going to lie I had to be talked out of giving him a hiding on the last day. The two cockney lads were both sound as a pound as well.

Taking the piss that since April. I booked up late to go to Ibiza with a few of my mates late August - they were going for a week from Saturday to Saturday and I wanted to just go Tuesday to Saturday. A friend of a friend said in the groupy on Facebook that he would book up with me. Daft cunt here agreed to pay for the flights and hotel on my credit card, the other lad sent me the £100 for the flights and asked if I could wait until the day we went for the hotel coin. I said that was sound and then 2 days before we go I get excuses that he was at a session and someone nicked it all. I was having my doubts about him having never really met him much and done a bit of research and was warned about him. Over there we both had our money nicked on the first night, about €400 each. I had money in the bank but he had nowt. He literally sat in the hotel room sniffing the coke he had bought on the first day cos he couldn't afford to go out and no one trusted him to lend him money. Then on the second last night he went out with these two lasses from Leeds. The last day he literally hid in the room all day. I knew something was up so I asked and he had got 4g on Chucky off these two dealers from London who lived in the hotel 2 rooms down from us. They were knocking on the door every 5 minutes and questioning us all. He literally had to hang and drop off the balcony and sneak to the airport. The amount of excuses I have had off the cunt since for not giving me it, I finally lost it last week and he dropped arsed and gave me every penny. Fucking shite boring story but the moral is if you don't put your foot down you'll never get it. Tell person B to fuck off.

I feel like I have seen this before from you a few years ago, maybe even on another forum. Not even TFF. Weird. However person A should tell person B to jog on.

HB, Cannabis. Prick.

Rafa could take us to the Northern Alliance league and I would forever be grateful to him for that. Not only is the lad absolutely fucking dross he is clearly a prick as well. Happy to sit in our reserves and getting a handsome pay for doing so. Hope when his contract is up he doesn't get another club the pale skinned little spacker.

This came on my Spotify play list randomly when I was driving to work this morning. Had me absolutely buzzing about NUFC. Wish it was still played before the match like it was in the Robson era and earlier. Proper NUFC tune.

On the subject of knives when I working in security there was a young lad drug dealing in the toilets of a bar. I told him to just leave the bar but he was adamant he done nothing wrong so I asked to search him. In his pocket I found a few bags of coke and some fake notes. I took them off him and told him to fuck off, he was a mouthy cunt and the lad I worked with gave him a slap and he pissed off. 20 minutes later one of the regulars came from the big terrace area on the side to tell me that the lad was back and had a huge knife saying he was going to chop me up. Not going to lie I was shitting it. Luckily there was a police van passing so I pulled it over and told them and they went and lifted him. Would never grass on anyone but when it's a matter of life or death then fuck it. Downside was a young lass drinking in the bar seen everything and told the Police that I had took drugs off him so I had to hand them over. Nearly as painful as being stabbed probably.

He's been an absolute revelation so far. Could be the best bit of business we have done in years. Hopefully we get some owners that can help Rafa build a team around him. Still feels surreal that we have a manager of his calibre.

Shocking that, hope she pulls through Brian. Sorry to hear.

He's such a cunt.

Rob Lee, Warren Barton, Les Ferdinand, Matt Ritchie, Rob Eliott....Cockney cunts who are all hated by NUFC fans. Is that Simon Jordan? He always talks shite about us, hope the cunt fries in a kitchen fire soon the fucking crayon chewing prick.

Imagine that was true. Would feel Charlie Bucket at the end of Willy Wonka. Mandy Staveley giving Rafa 300 million quid. Fuck your glass lift.

What I love about this club, gutted that I wasn't there that night as 7000 Mags travelling there on a Tuesday is unreal.

Good evening Bluewold. The rest of you are a bunch of absolute cunts.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/pros-for-buying-safc-vs-nufc.1397341/ Check out the post from "Bagpuss" if you fancy a laugh.

Great post Harv. Not only tells how much of a cunt Mike Ashley is but also a bit of an insight into why Rafa Benitez is such a big figure amongst our fans. After snakes like Pardew and Carver, and then the totally inept McClaren to have a man who is achieving things on the pitch and totally "gets" the club is an amazing feeling. We are relegation candidates and have sold out at home and away every game so far. When we were 5th the other year we probably sold out at home once or twice. A bit of money spent on the team and everyone at the club singing from the same sheet and we will have waiting lists again. Ashley has nearly killed the club.

Probably the HMRC thing, or that he knows he can't take us any further and is sick of being a prick.

Point taken, however we are not going anywhere with this fat cunt. Our purpose is to just survive, not even survive in the top flight judging by the lack of investment in the Summer. Having owners that would invest in the team would be nice. There were rumours of us having £80 Million to spend in the Summer, investing that much would do us good under Rafa. Also getting the fucking disgusting Sports Direct adverts ripped out of our home will be great. I know the grass isn't always greener, but at the moment there is no grass. Until Rafa rocked up we were a fucking misery of a club.