Rafa Beneathus

Statement released saying Ashley wants the club sold by Christmas. Please happen.

Cheers ha! Not going to lie I was worried that we wouldn't snap him up until the Summer and then he'd snub us to go elsewhere and it'd be the final straw for Rafa.

Mikel Merino has signed a 5 year contract. Great news to wake up to.

Fake Kiwi tosser.

Kiwi prick.

Kiwi wanker.

Kiwi cunt.

I haven't predicted anything on this forum other than correctly calling that Berserker is a bouncy castle sniffing, bootcut jeans wearing, wheelchair bound bellend.

https://ibb.co/kE9Ugk Ibiza last week.

Ibiza on Tuesday. Can't wait to arrive 9:30am and then not sleep until I get home. Great place.

Yeah you're all correct. I went as I done exactly what I done last week - injured it playing football. I have had limited movement and have been in quite a bit pain at times as well. Going to look at legal action and looking at similar cases people have been awarded some big amounts and theirs have been fixable. We shall see. Would rather have a fully functioning arm than that though.

As I mentioned in here last week I was told I had broken my arm and needed surgery on it. I went to see the specialist on Tuesday to talk about the surgery etc. when I was told that the break in my arm isn't new and has been there for months if not years. Strangely enough I went to hospital in 2012 with a suspected broken arm and was told that the x Ray showed no break and it was fine. So because of the length of time my arm is now broken permanently and cannot be fixed, he told me that one day my wrist movement will basically stop. I have had trouble with it over the last few years and in a lot of pain when lifting weights etc and now I know why. Mad to think someone is so incompetent at their job. Useless dopey cunts.

I know mate. Didn't help that I was at the gym on the same night training my biceps and shoulders - overheading pressing with a broken wrist.

Playing head and volley on me break at work, was in goal and saved a powerful shot. Both of my right limbs will contain metal when the surgery happens.

Find out Tuesday, depends when the op is whether I go or not. Don't fancy flying home from there on a comedown knowing I have a stint in hospital coming up.

Monday: Book non refundable flights to Ibiza and book the hotel, also on refundable, for 4 nights on the 22nd August. Wednesday: Break my wrist at work, informed I am going to need screws put in. Got zero luck whatsoever me like.

Was at the Rafa Q and A tonight. Such an honest and funny bloke. Said he wasn't happy in January and wasn't happy at the start of the Summer either, pretty much admitted he was weighing up his options but wants to stay and is 100% committed. Still can't believe we have a manager of his stature after years of charlatans and window lickers.

Villa starting to get a few signings in. Can't see them not getting promoted, they spent a lot last Summer but had the total wrong man in the job in Di Matteo. A pre season under their belts and they should be fine next year. Was weird because for all their bad games last season they never really got hammered and didn't seem to concede much - especially at Villa Park. Infact I may be wrong but I think they lost less home games than us.

Ciaran Clark looked abysmal everywhere but was one of our players of the year last year. Not the same leve I know but players can improve. Manquillo has obviously shown something when he was younger to get the reputation he had a few years back. He is only 23 so plenty time to improve. As a back up option I don't think he's a big risk.

If Rafa is happy, I'm happy.

Get fucked you barbeque loving mongs.

Aye class mate, views were great.

Wankers.

This was at the start of the holiday before the bad behaviour began.

View from the room in Vegas, wasn't posing for it either but refuse to put it on Facebook or Insta as I will be called a prick etc for it by my mates. Cunts.