Mpache 672 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Toinho said: Setting up a brand new school! In Japan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpache 672 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Sent. I've only worked in an office once and a small one, so this will probably be a bit tough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 @Dr. Gonzo @CaaC (John) @Stan @Spike @nudge @Azeem @Bluewolf @Pyfish @Harry @Vader I am really unsure what people were thinking when they answered these questions but after reading the answers I really would like to work in the places you'll have worked. You'll see why shortly. Here are the answers for this round. Sheep - Season 6 - Round 1 - The Basics - Answers 1. What is the most common piece of stationery that goes missing in offices? Pens - 7 Pyfish Caac John Azeem Spike Harry Bluewolf Nudge Stapler (obligatory: "I believe you have my stapler.") - 2 Stan Dr. Gonzo Pencil -1 Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 2. What do people get sick with the most in offices? Cold/Flu - 5 Stan Harry Bluewolf Nudge Dr. Gonzo Headaches - 2 Azeem Spike Smelly Food - 1 Pyfish Messy Desks - 1 Caac John Coronavirus - 1 Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 3. Name a profession where being late is better than being on time Hen Night Stripper - 2 Pyfish Harry Death (Grim Reaper) - 2 Stan Bluewolf School Teacher - 1 Caac John Receptionist at a Desi wedding - 1 Azeem Ambulance - 1 Spike CEO - 1 Nudge Bartender - 1 Vader Broadband/TV company installation tech - 1 Dr. Gonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 4. What member of staff generally ends up being the brunt of most jokes in the office? E.g. Secretary, HR, Janitor, etc. Management - 5 Azeem Stan Spike Nudge Dr. Gonzo Cleaner - 2 Caac John Vader Copier Guy - 1 Pyfish IT Department - 1 Harry HR - 1 Bluewolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 5. Name a profession where its important to always look good. Model - 3 Pyfish Stan Dr. Gonzo School Teacher - 1 Caac John Prime Minister/President - 1 Azeem Brothel Worker - 1 Spike Lawyer - 1 Harry Beautician - 1 Bluewolf Secretary - 1 Nudge Businessman - 1 Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 6. Name one of the most common accidents at an office. Papercut - 3 Pyfish Harry Dr. Gonzo Tripping over stuff - 3 Stan Bluewolf Nudge Lifting - 1 Caac John Coffee spils - 2 Azeem Vader christmas party sex - 1 Spike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 7. What is the most common excuse for coming into work late besides bad traffic? Illness - 2 Spike Nudge Kids - 2 Harry Dr. Gonzo Alarm didn't go off - 2 Pyfish Caac John Woke up late - 2 Azeem Bluewolf A quickie went on longer than expected - 1 Stan Watching Footy - 1 Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 8. Name a movie/TV show centered around an office WITHOUT the word "Office" in the title. The IT Crowd - 3 Pyfish Stan Harry Yes Minister - 1 Caac John The Post - 1 Azeem Dilbert - 1 Spike Brooklyn 99 - 1 Bluewolf Mad Men - 1 Nudge The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit - 1 Dr. Gonzo Billions - 1 Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 9. Name something everyone in the office will touch even if they spend just one day at the place they are hired. The Door/Door Handle/Toilet Door Handle - 5 Pyfish Spike Bluewolf Nudge Dr. Gonzo Desk Top - 1 Caac John Salary - 1 Azeem Themselves - 1 Stan Chilled Water Tap - 1 Harry Pen - 1 Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 10. Name a profession where using a pencil is more important and probably more required than using a pen or a computer. Architect - 4 Azeem Spike Nudge Dr. Gonzo Artist - 3 Caac John Stan Bluewolf Pencil salesman - 1 Pyfish Cabinet Maker - 1 Harry Teacher - 1 Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 That's round 1. I am going to go setup the template and post the scores shortly. I think this was a pretty even round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,380 Posted February 1, 2020 Administrator Share Posted February 1, 2020 Excellent stuff guys. Thought I'd be the only one saying death @Bluewolf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpache 672 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 John and Azeem saved me from this round being full aces. Embarrassment from my side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,360 Posted February 1, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 36 minutes ago, Mel81x said: 7. What is the most common excuse for coming into work late besides bad traffic? A quickie went on longer than expected - 1 Stan , shows I am getting old I never thought about this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Pyfish+ 2,773 Posted February 1, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 Some really good answers in this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,360 Posted February 1, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted February 1, 2020 On 24/01/2020 at 12:53, Mel81x said: 2. What do people get sick with the most in offices? I got caught out on that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,380 Posted February 1, 2020 Administrator Share Posted February 1, 2020 7 hours ago, CaaC (John) said: , shows I am getting old I never thought about this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,103 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 @Mel81x I said hangover not headache! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 2, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Spike said: @Mel81x I said hangover not headache! True and I apologize for clubbing them together. Figured both almost fall in the same realm considering a headache is the aftermath of a hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 3, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 3, 2020 @Dr. Gonzo @CaaC (John) @Stan @Spike @nudge @Azeem @Bluewolf @Pyfish @Harry @Vader Sheep - Season 6 - Round 2 - Things my Co-Workers Say and Do What is the most common lie co-workers tell each other at an office? Name the most common complaint against a co-worker at an office? What is the most common excuse for not getting work done on time? What is the most commonly discussed topic "outside" work with co-workers about work? Which of these people would make the worst boss at a condom manufacturing company? Steve Jobs, Sundar Pichai or Jeff Bezos Besides politics, what is a profession where you have to blatantly call out the ineptness of your fellow co-worker? If you had to choose between Michael Scott (The Office - US) and David Brent (The Office - UK) which would you choose? Name a profession, not related to any kind of sexual activity, where getting things to fit into holes is a daily job requirement. Name a football manager whose players have nothing good to say about? Obviously, after he/she got let go from the club(s) where they worked but you're free to be imaginative here. If you all worked together to build a product in the safety industry. What product would that be from the following - Parachutes, Air Bags or Smoke Detection Systems. Notes I know I don't have to say it but please don't discuss or influence the answer(s) to #10 with each other. DM me all your answers If you have a question about a question please post it here and I'll get them answered as best as I can If some of the answers fall into buckets I'll try and club them as best as I can. If you feel you've been excluded from a bucket in the answers do let me know and I'll adjust the scores accordingly. You have till Saturday (Feb 8th, 2020) to get the answers in. I won't be extending it as I'd like to see if we can end this by the first week of March and I will send a reminder on Thursday this week. Most of these don't really require Google but maybe a few of them do. Good luck to everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 7,161 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 On 01/02/2020 at 08:45, Stan said: Excellent stuff guys. Thought I'd be the only one saying death @Bluewolf! My actual replay was 'Undertaker' who normally turns up after the event.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,360 Posted February 3, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted February 3, 2020 Well, @Mel81x, this is the first time in this game I have never used Google search, the only answer I got stuck on was Q7 (The Office UK & USA) as I have never watched the show and just guessed on one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted February 3, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted February 3, 2020 1 minute ago, CaaC (John) said: Well, @Mel81x, this is the first time in this game I have never used Google search, the only answer I got stuck on was Q7 (The Office UK & USA) as I have never watched the show and just guessed on one of them. Surprised you didn't drop a GIF to celebrate the occasion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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