Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 4. What is the most common mistake people make when filling out forms? Ticking the wrong check box - 2 Azeem Dr. Gonzo incorrect pencil shade/ Color issue - 2 Pyfish Spike (2b or not 2b) Typo/Spelling mistakes - 2 Harry Caac John The date - 2 Stan Nudge Not reading them before starting - 1 BluewolfZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 5. Name a profession which forces you to make faulty products and your customer-base buys them because of this very fact. Mobile Phones and Electronics - 3 Harry Stan Bluewolf Apple iOS Engineer/Manufacturer - 2 Spike Nudge Journalist churning out fake news - 1 Azeem Condom Manufacturers - 1 Caac John Bethesda Studios (because "it's not a bug, it's a feature") - 1 Dr. Gonzo Novelty Cake Maker - 1 Pyfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 6. Name a football team that consistently makes mistakes but never suffers because of them (Feel free to roam the world here to keep things interesting) Surprised no one went after Liverpool here but we have all the usual suspects Anyone at Barcelona aka Uefalona - 2 Azeem Spike Manchester City - 2 Caac John Bluewolf Real Madrid - 1 Harry Manchester United - 1 Pyfish The last-place finisher in A-League (never gets relegated) - 1 Stan Chelsea FC - 1 Dr. Gonzo Bayern FC - 1 Nudge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 7. Whats the most common reason for being fired other than a position becoming redundant? Underperformance. Shit at job. - 3 Harry Nudge Pyfish Time Off/Being late - 2 Caac John Dr. Gonzo Breach of contract (e.g. sexual harrassment, abusing customers/staff) - 2 Stan Bluewolf Shagging the boss's wife - 1 Azeem becoming personally redundant - 1 Spike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 8. Name a song that is about the work place. Hard Days Night - The Beatles - 2 Harry Nudge 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton - 2 Stan Bluewolf Tik tok - Kesha - 1 Azeem Too drunk to fuck - Dead Kennedys - 1 Spike The Wurzles - Combine Harvester (Farming) - 1 Caac John "Takin' Care of Business" - BTO - 1 Dr. Gonzo Work - Rihanna - 1 Pyfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 9. Whats the most common reason for people cursing loudly at work? Computer Problems - 6 Harry Caac John Stan Dr. Gonzo Nudge Pyfish A colleague shagged your wife - 1 Azeem doing the zipper up too quickly and getting a little bit of either cock skin or ballsack skin caught in it - 1 Spike Frustration - 1 BLuewolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 10. If you all ran a company that needed saving from its consistent mistakes which one of the following industries would you want to be in - condom manufacturing, performance enhancement pharmaceuticals or life-support manufacturing Condom Manufacturing - 4 Dr. Gonzo Azeem Nudge Pyfish Performance Enhancement Pharmaceuticals - 3 Spike (performance enhancement pharmaceuticals because if they don't do anything your customer base has broken no rules of sporting associations) Harry (Because fuck yes) Bluewolf Life-Support Manufacturing - 2 Caac John Stan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 Round scores and overall scores coming up in the scores thread shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,349 Posted March 4, 2020 Administrator Share Posted March 4, 2020 13 minutes ago, Mel81x said: doing the zipper up too quickly and getting a little bit of either cock skin or ballsack skin caught in it - 1 Spike Good way of decreasing your chances here... Immediately wiping out the fairer sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Pyfish+ 2,772 Posted March 4, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 That round was tougher than I thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Pyfish said: That round was tougher than I thought! You did quite well and you'll see why in the final scores which are on the other thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 1,437 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Loved John's mention of Being Jesse Lingaard. And Azeem had a few crackers also. Some good answers in there overall. Well done on that round Mel that first question was a ripper, really brought out some great answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Surprised only me and Spike went for Uefalona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 5 hours ago, Azeem said: Surprised only me and Spike went for Uefalona Shocking honestly. Stan's answer was way out there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,358 Posted March 4, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted March 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Harry said: Loved John's mention of Being Jesse Lingaard If Pogba had been active playing I would have put Lingard & Pogba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 9, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 9, 2020 @Dr. Gonzo @CaaC (John) @Stan @Spike @nudge @Azeem @Bluewolf @Pyfish @Harry @Inti Brian Sheep - Season 6 - Final Round - Mistakes that help us This is the last round of Season 6 and it comes with a game mechanic to turn the tide a bit as we have a Battle Royale going on for who will actually clinch 1st place. The game mechanic works as follows Game Mechanic Rules If there is single question where there are 9 aces (meaning no one answers the same) then the game-mechanic gets kicked into effect. Please note that you can have multiple questions where everyone scores an ace but only one question will count for activation. If there is a full-ace question then, at the end of the round, you will get your position # for that round added as bonus points to your round score. E.g. lets say we have a full ace round and I end up in position #6 at the end of the round (not overall scores) then I get 6 points added to my overall score. Don't need to say it but the lower you are the better your bonus score becomes If there are no ace-answer questions then the mechanic does not get applied Questions Name a mistake you can make on the job that actually benefits a company in the long run. Name a video-game that is either set at the workplace or is about a workplace. What is a common mistake that people make on the first day of work? Name something people do at work that is wrong but almost always gets overlooked because it happens very often. Name a job where making mistakes is fatal to employees in the organization but not the outside world. Name something that people are unhappy about at work no matter how much they get paid. Name one thing Human Resources does that employees hate even though it might be good for them. Which of these is the worst offense in an office space - Not holding the elevator door open when you see someone running to get in | Cutting people off when they are talking about something on call | Spreading rumors about co-workers Name a country which would be ideal for workers in narcotics manufacturing. If you had to carry a whip everyday to work what kind of job are you doing? Notes Please DM me all your answers If you have a question please post it in the group and I'll answer it. I know there may be some confusion with the game mechanic so please ask questions before the deadline and i'll get them answered with examples if necessary. I'll try and club answers as best as I can You have till Saturday - March 14th, 2020 to get your answers in. Keep in mind that not getting an ace round is useful if you're in the top 5 of the overall scores but you could also play a diabolical game and jump opponents but getting 4th or 3rd. Good luck and as always have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,358 Posted March 9, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted March 9, 2020 Completed and sent, nice one @Mel81x only used Google once and I will look forward to the next game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 7,161 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Sent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 14, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2020 @Dr. Gonzo @nudge @Pyfish @Harry @Inti Brian Reminder before I start tallying scores for the final round. I know its probably been a rough week for most of us so I am extending this till Sunday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,321 Posted March 14, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2020 Yes sorry, will try to send it once I get some sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Pyfish+ 2,772 Posted March 14, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2020 That was tough! Sent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,321 Posted March 14, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2020 Sent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted March 16, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 16, 2020 @Dr. Gonzo @Harry @Inti Brian When you get the chance gentlemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,159 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 9 hours ago, Mel81x said: @Dr. Gonzo @Harry @Inti Brian When you get the chance gentlemen Sorry I’ll do in an hour or so. I’ve got to hunt for bog rolls in this dystopian society coronavirus has created Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,159 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Sent. That was fucking hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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