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This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? 

Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. 

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Just now, MUFC said:

This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? 

Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. 

You starring and trying to smell her feet probably didn't help. 

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1 minute ago, Tommy said:

You starring and trying to smell her feet probably didn't help. 

She took that the wrong way to. I just like to be on my hands and feet when speaking to women.

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8 minutes ago, MUFC said:

She took that the wrong way to. I just like to be on my hands and feet when speaking to women.

Or on theirs.

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I see you are drinking skim milk. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could drink 2% if you wanted to. 

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8 hours ago, MUFC said:

This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? 

Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. 

Shit pick up line mate. Women may like assertive men but that is another level.

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