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Do You Stand or Sit?

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1 minute ago, Berserker said:

Neither, we civilized people use bidets. B|

Thought only rich people had those.

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1 minute ago, Stan said:

Thought only rich people had those.

I'd say most people have them here, obviously they do too in France and it's common in Spain and a few other countries in the Americas.

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Good old sitting, arse cheeks spread and then the old bum wipe does me with toilet wipes after, close the top lid of the pan and flush to keep the body gasses inside the loo.

14 minutes ago, Stan said:

An @MUFC-esque kind of topic.

I would imagine he would like a lady standing there and he can look at her feet while wiping his arse xD

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...I read this thread while eating a sandwich :( 

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2 minutes ago, nudge said:

...I read this thread while eating a sandwich :( 

I wasnt eating a damn thing, yet I still feel repulsed.

 

The answer to this question is simple; keep it to yourself.

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2 hours ago, Rick said:

I wasnt eating a damn thing, yet I still feel repulsed.

 

The answer to this question is simple; keep it to yourself.

Alright James. 

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Generally sit down but standing up can help clear up any extra mess :coffee:

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6 hours ago, nudge said:

...I read this thread while eating a sandwich :( 

You thought it was gonna be about football matches didn't you 🤣

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6 hours ago, nudge said:

...I read this thread while eating a sandwich :( 

 

7 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said:

You thought it was gonna be about football matches didn't you 🤣

TBH that's the first thought that came into my mind  :4_joy:

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9 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said:

You thought it was gonna be about football matches didn't you 🤣

Well didn't expect it to be about wiping for sure xD 

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We wash, don't wipe. Just use the fucking spray, while sitting. It's more hygienic.

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1 hour ago, Danny said:

Generally sit down but standing up can help clear up any extra mess :coffee:

What extra mess?

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35 minutes ago, Stan said:

What extra mess?

Sometimes they’re a bit sloppy Stanley 

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Sit. Occasionally I will stand at the end and just a quick wipe to finish it off. 
 

Those bidet (is that the small sink thing next to the toilet or the spray of water from the toilet?) do you dry afterward? Also those in the sub continent do you use your left hand as toilet paper? 

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1 hour ago, Toinho said:

Sit. Occasionally I will stand at the end and just a quick wipe to finish it off. 
 

Those bidet (is that the small sink thing next to the toilet or the spray of water from the toilet?) do you dry afterward? Also those in the sub continent do you use your left hand as toilet paper? 

 

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As a forum donator, I was hoping I wouldn't pay to read about shit.

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2 minutes ago, Lucas said:

As a forum donator, I was hoping I wouldn't pay to read about shit.

This is the free content. The better content is in the Donators section :D. The Hot Babes Thread being the most popular is testament to that.

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Me seeing thread title: Weird way for @Stan to be asking if any of us are in wheelchairs, better see what all this is about

Me reading the original post: hahahahahhaha what the fuck

11/10 post

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...Neither? 

 

Surely a kind of hunched, lean forward is the only practical way? I wasn't aware there was any other way of doing it. 

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6 hours ago, Inverted said:

...Neither? 

 

Surely a kind of hunched, lean forward is the only practical way? I wasn't aware there was any other way of doing it. 

Technically a stool to lift your feet up is the best way

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