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Are you tired of moving your Macbook Pro ever so slightly across a table or desk in case it gets scratched? 

Are you a lazy cunt that can't be arsed to lift a lightweight laptop and need some assistance to slide it into your case? 

Are you a rabid fanboy like Sir Balon who must have every Apple related product on the market?

Well do we have the newest, greatest and most innovative product ever made. 

Introducing, the all new Apple Mac Pro Wheels Kit. With superb stainless steel and rubber wheels, you can move your Mac Pro around with ease, whether you're sliding it out from your desk or moving it across the studio. 

All yours at an incredibly low price. Just click on the link, add it to your basket, checkout and complete your order for easy manoeuvrability of your Mac Pro for the next six months. 

https://www.apple.com/uk/shop/product/MX572ZM/A/apple-mac-pro-wheels-kit

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10 minutes ago, Bluebird Hewitt said:

Are you tired of moving your Macbook Pro ever so slightly across a table or desk in case it gets scratched? 

Are you a lazy cunt that can't be arsed to lift a lightweight laptop and need some assistance to slide it into your case? 

Are you a rabid fanboy like Sir Balon who must have every Apple related product on the market?

Well do we have the newest, greatest and most innovative product ever made. 

Introducing, the all new Apple Mac Pro Wheels Kit. With superb stainless steel and rubber wheels, you can move your Mac Pro around with ease, whether you're sliding it out from your desk or moving it across the studio. 

All yours at an incredibly low price. Just click on the link, add it to your basket, checkout and complete your order for easy manoeuvrability of your Mac Pro for the next six months. 

https://www.apple.com/uk/shop/product/MX572ZM/A/apple-mac-pro-wheels-kit

And here I was thinking their stand for the new monitors was ludicrous. 

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12 hours ago, Bluebird Hewitt said:

Are you tired of moving your Macbook Pro ever so slightly across a table or desk in case it gets scratched? 

Are you a lazy cunt that can't be arsed to lift a lightweight laptop and need some assistance to slide it into your case? 

Are you a rabid fanboy like Sir Balon who must have every Apple related product on the market?

Well do we have the newest, greatest and most innovative product ever made. 

Introducing, the all new Apple Mac Pro Wheels Kit. With superb stainless steel and rubber wheels, you can move your Mac Pro around with ease, whether you're sliding it out from your desk or moving it across the studio. 

All yours at an incredibly low price. Just click on the link, add it to your basket, checkout and complete your order for easy manoeuvrability of your Mac Pro for the next six months. 

https://www.apple.com/uk/shop/product/MX572ZM/A/apple-mac-pro-wheels-kit

I just realized it now but you can get a pretty decent work laptop for that price. Jesus.

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12 hours ago, Bluebird Hewitt said:

Are you tired of moving your Macbook Pro ever so slightly across a table or desk in case it gets scratched? 

Are you a lazy cunt that can't be arsed to lift a lightweight laptop and need some assistance to slide it into your case? 

Are you a rabid fanboy like Sir Balon who must have every Apple related product on the market?

Well do we have the newest, greatest and most innovative product ever made. 

Introducing, the all new Apple Mac Pro Wheels Kit. With superb stainless steel and rubber wheels, you can move your Mac Pro around with ease, whether you're sliding it out from your desk or moving it across the studio. 

All yours at an incredibly low price. Just click on the link, add it to your basket, checkout and complete your order for easy manoeuvrability of your Mac Pro for the next six months. 

https://www.apple.com/uk/shop/product/MX572ZM/A/apple-mac-pro-wheels-kit

That's just taking the piss.... I would want 4 new car tyres for my E-Type Jag for that price and I would still probably haggle with the garage owner... 

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