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If this doesn't count as an announcement, nothing does. I'm going to be a father.

My girlfriend is 7 weeks pregnant, all being good our son/daughter is due in January.

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Just now, Cannabis said:

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Pleased for you Batard in all seriousness, I'm glad that you're starting a family with someone that your happy and settled with. Keep us updated with how things pan out and be sure to get him/her signed up to the site ASAP :ph34r:.

Of course. They'll be writing Mafia Wars for me in future. Put the lazy fucker to work early!

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Just now, HoneyNUFC said:

Congrats. However your post comes out horrendously on my phone due to where the new line starts in the sentence. It looks like you are saying your girlfriend is 7

 

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The meme seems even more apt with that in mind ... 

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2 minutes ago, Stan said:

Congratulations buddy!

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Happy for you and hope all goes well for you and your missus :) 

 

1 minute ago, Toony said:

Huge congratulations on your excellent news, I hope everything goes well for you :ay:

Cheers fellas :18_kissing_heart:

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Just now, Berserker said:

Congrats Batard, will the name be Jean if it's a boy and Marie-Antoinette if it's a girl?

First name is still to be decided, but I'm keen on Marie-Thérèse as the middle name

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1 minute ago, Bluebird Hewitt said:

Congrats Batard. :12_slight_smile:

 

Just now, nudge said:

Congratulations to you and your girlfriend!

Cheers guys :19_kissing:

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Just now, Large said:

:congrats:Congratulations mate. Do you know how it happened?

Well. I'm not sure but I suspect it's because I came inside her without a condom :8_laughing:

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I say stick a poll up and let TF365 choose the name, maybe we can also choose the gender the child should identify itself as in this day and age. We will want birth certificate photo proof you've implemented our chosen name though 

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1 minute ago, Fusion said:

Congrats!

Cheers fella. 

Just now, HoneyNUFC said:

I say stick a poll up and let TF365 choose the name, maybe we can also choose the gender the child should identify itself as in this day and age. We will want birth certificate photo proof you've implemented our chosen name though 

I say go for it, I even think my missus would be amused by it :D

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3 minutes ago, HoneyNUFC said:

I say stick a poll up and let TF365 choose the name, maybe we can also choose the gender the child should identify itself as in this day and age. We will want birth certificate photo proof you've implemented our chosen name though 

Chazz.

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5 minutes ago, HoneyNUFC said:

I say stick a poll up and let TF365 choose the name, maybe we can also choose the gender the child should identify itself as in this day and age. We will want birth certificate photo proof you've implemented our chosen name though 

Now that would be ledge. Will be a great topic at parties, explaining how your child came to be called Boaty McBoatface. :4_joy:

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2 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

Nah, the baby would disappear for three months before coming back, giving out a little kick and then vanishing again.

Could be worse. You could call it Kel and have it spout endless bollocks.

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