Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, Spike said: 'she said hello me, she must want fuck' It's a very real thing sometimes man. Review your behavior post such situations ( but don't over analyze, just ensure you weren't creepy/flirty) and focus on other aspects of your life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,612 Posted March 11, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted March 11, 2021 I came in here thinking we were going to start a competitor site to mumsnet. Imagine my disappointment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,604 Posted March 11, 2021 Author Moderator Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Mel81x said: I came in here thinking we were going to start a competitor site to mumsnet. Imagine my disappointment. Well, it's not too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard 2,534 Posted March 11, 2021 Administrator Share Posted March 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cazza said: Do you live in Queensland? Spike is Stateside. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Popular Post nudge+ 15,325 Posted March 11, 2021 Subscriber Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, Cazza said: Can this not be substituted with a small circle of friends and plutonic relationships with women? And in case that doesn't work out, there's always other planets for potential relationships. I'd recommend Neptunian ones, personally. 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard 2,534 Posted March 11, 2021 Administrator Share Posted March 11, 2021 14 minutes ago, Cazza said: No.... ? So no it's not a euphemism, but also you're not sure if you do not think it's a euphemism. Thank God that's clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,325 Posted March 11, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted March 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cazza said: Grammar nazi? Okay I missed last months spelling bee. Relax, I just found it slightly amusing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard 2,534 Posted March 11, 2021 Administrator Share Posted March 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, nudge said: And in case that doesn't work out, there's always other planets for potential relationships. I'd recommend Neptunian ones, personally. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard 2,534 Posted March 11, 2021 Administrator Share Posted March 11, 2021 Just now, Cazza said: I'm totally confused now.... English MoFo do you speak it.... ? If you need help, you only have to ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpache 672 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, nudge said: And in case that doesn't work out, there's always other planets for potential relationships. I'd recommend Neptunian ones, personally. This is fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard 2,534 Posted March 11, 2021 Administrator Share Posted March 11, 2021 Just now, Cazza said: I'm asking.... Given the amount of sexual references in many of your posts, I can well believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,612 Posted March 11, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted March 11, 2021 33 minutes ago, Cazza said: I remember single life, insane glowups, seriously short skirts and dresses, low cut tops and hours getting it all ready.... Only for a bloke to say, you look okay!!! Dam!!!! This sounds like a lot of married folks I know too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,604 Posted March 11, 2021 Author Moderator Share Posted March 11, 2021 42 minutes ago, Batard said: You can't bloody win. Praise a woman and you're a creep. Play it cool and it's not good enough. Every woman loves a compliment. Just don't make it over the top and uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil 1,179 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 21 minutes ago, Cazza said: If we took a poll of the last time everyone had sex.... I think I would bottom of the ladder. How long ago was it you had sex then? I'm pretty certain there will be single people on here who've not had it in ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil 1,179 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Just now, Cazza said: I'm not going to answer that one Fair enough I shouldn't be asking anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil 1,179 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Cazza said: Would you ask the men.... ? If one of them posted what you posted I think I'd have asked for a laugh yeah. But seen as you're attempting to make me seem a creep I think I will pass up commenting in future, maybe talk less about wet pussy's etc.. That way people might be less confused about your boundaries. Edited March 11, 2021 by Devil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil 1,179 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cazza said: I'm only having a laugh, the wet pussy thing was a good entendre as the cat was in the water and was dominating those people on the beach so in many ways could it be interpreted but yet many here took it the other way than what it actually was.... It was funny for me. Your question was above board but I just felt others maybe insulted by my answer or follow it up, to answer it fairly, it has been three months. You're not a creep and neither is anyone here but it's fun watching everyone skirt past or indirectly ask a question or answer one. There was a creep and he's gone.... I feel everyone on here is as cool as fuck! Consider us friends again. I won't ask silly questions again as long as you don't try and make me look a creep. Because I'm not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard 2,534 Posted March 11, 2021 Administrator Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Cazza said: If we took a poll of the last time everyone had sex.... I think I would bottom of the ladder. If you've had sex since July last year, you're not bottom of the ladder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey 1,187 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, Batard said: If you've had sex since July last year, you're not bottom of the ladder July wait wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil 1,179 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 11 minutes ago, Batard said: If you've had sex since July last year, you're not bottom of the ladder That's basically a virgin again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard 2,534 Posted March 11, 2021 Administrator Share Posted March 11, 2021 7 minutes ago, Whiskey said: July wait wat Pregnancy complications fella 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil 1,179 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, Batard said: Pregnancy complications fella Yes but I'm pretty certain she will be facilitating by other methods, if this was the case then it isn't July last year. Edited March 11, 2021 by Devil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,365 Posted March 11, 2021 Administrator Share Posted March 11, 2021 25 minutes ago, Devil said: Yes but I'm pretty certain she will be facilitating by other methods, if this was the case then it isn't July last year. @Batard self-facilitates. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil 1,179 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Stan said: @Batard self-facilitates. That doesn't count then, has to in one of three locations for it to count as a sexual act if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard 2,534 Posted March 11, 2021 Administrator Share Posted March 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stan said: @Batard self-facilitates. No thanks to @Bluewolfwho is still shielding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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