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1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

I never had sex outdoors, let alone been caught seen having sex outdoors xD

add that to the sex profile you're keeping of me please

No profiling going on lol. I enjoy stories and opinions.

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On 10/10/2021 at 20:57, MUFC said:

In your younger days, did any of you ever get seen having sex outdoors?

What an unusual question to ask people 😂

Yes in answer to the question. Funny story as well, met a girl from Ellesmere port in Blackpool. Two weeks later she came down for a night out in Manchester, she was basically all over me all night so it was inevitable we wouldn't make it back to mine before anything happened.

We stumbled into what looked like an old work yard and got down to business only to interrupted by a loud cheer. Looking round I was in total shock to see a double decker bus full of young lads and women banging on the windows cheering.

Because I was drunk I didn't even check my surroundings and the wall was only about 7ft tall and the night buses ran directly down the road.

 

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1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

It means you sit here pretending you love being a loner, when in reality you hate it, and this thread is one of many coping mechanisms. 

I'm really not pretending though. I'm good. 

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On 12/11/2021 at 00:51, Devil-Dick Willie said:

It means you sit here pretending you love being a loner, when in reality you hate it, and this thread is one of many coping mechanisms. 

 

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Facts. 

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2 hours ago, nudge said:

What do the numbers represent? Average per year? Week? Lifetime? Average number of sexual partners at the same time? :ph34r:

 

Lifetime I'd guess. 

My question is where am I drawing the line. 

Is the girl I frolicked with at a party 2 years ago, but couldn't get my MDMA ravaged pecker to come to life a sexual partner? 
Whatabout the nice girl I dated for 3 weeks who jerked me off at a war memorial? 

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