Beelzebub 2,508 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 So she really wanted the D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 (edited) It seems so. Edited September 1, 2021 by Devil-Dick Willie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 12 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: It seems so. "I feel like we've know each other forever" ect ect. 20 minutes later gawk gawk gawk, She could be your lost sister from Hungarian side !? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 1,437 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 19:40, Devil-Dick Willie said: Well done mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,938 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 24/04/2021 at 13:15, DeadLinesman said: She wants the D. I AM THE ORACLE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey 1,187 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Night 3, @Devil-Dick Willie snorts his relatives ashes off his housemates bumhole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,938 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Night 4. New flat mate votes to lynch @Devil-Dick Willie. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,363 Posted May 10, 2021 Administrator Share Posted May 10, 2021 Night 5 - updates FB relationship status to 'it's complicated' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick 2,270 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 20 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: I had sex with my housemate. Night 2. I'm a fucking idiot sandwich U a dum dum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,174 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Honestly think we could make a pretty decent show based off @Devil-Dick Willie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 5,265 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 23 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Honestly think we could make a pretty decent show based off @Devil-Dick Willie "Life of a Dick" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Honestly think we could make a pretty decent show based off @Devil-Dick Willie It's been said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,604 Posted May 10, 2021 Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: It's been said. Is it a tragic comedy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Just now, Tommy said: Is it a tragic comedy? Sometimes. At it's most amusing it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,604 Posted May 10, 2021 Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Sometimes. At it's most amusing it is. The Fresh Prince of Wollongong. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Just now, Tommy said: The Fresh Prince of Wollongong. Thats a good pick mate. I know I've said it often, but it's not an easy word for many. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,938 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Tommy said: The Fresh Prince of Wollongong. She’s got some Fresh Bellend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 Wow @MUFC reacted to one of my posts here and reading through this sent me in so many ways. Some funny funny material here. What a thread. Here is the timeline of events post this. Lenna and I dated for about a year, living together the whole time. She was very nice, attractive and absolutely insane (bi-polar and probably BPD too imo, fucking psych students are wild.) Her mental health deteriorated after about 6 months and it was a huge struggle from there. In march the year after I moved in we broke up and I moved out on my birthday on the 17th of April last year. I moved in with 2 strange women, one was 24 and one was 31. I IMMEDIATLEY slept with the 24 year old because I am a degenerate, but this time was smart enough to do it only once. The 31 year old was the only one of us on the lease and she let it expire after 6 months, despite telling us she wouldn't do that. I moved in with my friend James and a rando called Isaac October last year, and have been here since. (I have managed not to sleep with either of them as luckily they're both men) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,097 Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Wow @MUFC reacted to one of my posts here and reading through this sent me in so many ways. Some funny funny material here. What a thread. Here is the timeline of events post this. Lenna and I dated for about a year, living together the whole time. She was very nice, attractive and absolutely insane (bi-polar and probably BPD too imo, fucking psych students are wild.) Her mental health deteriorated after about 6 months and it was a huge struggle from there. In march the year after I moved in we broke up and I moved out on my birthday on the 17th of April last year. I moved in with 2 strange women, one was 24 and one was 31. I IMMEDIATLEY slept with the 24 year old because I am a degenerate, but this time was smart enough to do it only once. The 31 year old was the only one of us on the lease and she let it expire after 6 months, despite telling us she wouldn't do that. I moved in with my friend James and a rando called Isaac October last year, and have been here since. (I have managed not to sleep with either of them as luckily they're both men) Don’t be a fucking prude. It’s not gay if it is one of the boys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ 2,547 Posted February 23, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted February 23, 2023 19 minutes ago, Spike said: Don’t be a fucking prude. It’s not gay if it is one of the boys. In the wise words of Lady Gaga , Justin Timberlake and some other dude I dont know from Lonely Island; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,604 Posted February 23, 2023 Moderator Share Posted February 23, 2023 The people have spoken. You go get that dick, boy. As the old saying goes: "If two men fuck in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it even count?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,097 Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Tommy said: The people have spoken. You go get that dick, boy. As the old saying goes: "If two men fuck in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it even count?" I can guarantee @Devil-Dick Willie doesn’t have the common courtesy to give a reach around 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted February 24, 2023 Author Share Posted February 24, 2023 54 minutes ago, Spike said: I can guarantee @Devil-Dick Willie doesn’t have the common courtesy to give a reach around You're just mad because I can't physically reach around you that far you thick thick man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,097 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 10 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: You're just mad because I can't physically reach around you that far you thick thick man. You can’t reach me, but my doodle can reach you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted October 29, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2023 On 24/02/2023 at 08:27, Devil-Dick Willie said: Wow @MUFC reacted to one of my posts here and reading through this sent me in so many ways. Some funny funny material here. What a thread. Here is the timeline of events post this. Lenna and I dated for about a year, living together the whole time. She was very nice, attractive and absolutely insane (bi-polar and probably BPD too imo, fucking psych students are wild.) Her mental health deteriorated after about 6 months and it was a huge struggle from there. In march the year after I moved in we broke up and I moved out on my birthday on the 17th of April last year. I moved in with 2 strange women, one was 24 and one was 31. I IMMEDIATLEY slept with the 24 year old because I am a degenerate, but this time was smart enough to do it only once. The 31 year old was the only one of us on the lease and she let it expire after 6 months, despite telling us she wouldn't do that. I moved in with my friend James and a rando called Isaac October last year, and have been here since. (I have managed not to sleep with either of them as luckily they're both men) I moved again. Yay. Lease ended with no renewing and now I live with a different dude called Matt who I also have not shagged. Honestly, disappointing effort from me all things considered. I still can't believe @DeadLinesman called the shot he did hahahaha. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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