Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,358 Posted April 13, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted April 13, 2021 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Bluewolf said: Really?? Confused, eh? - 9GAG I kept wandering down looking at that blonde bird's cleavage showing Edited April 13, 2021 by CaaC (John) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,367 Posted April 13, 2021 Administrator Share Posted April 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said: I kept wandering down looking at that blonde bird's cleavage showing Classic John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,358 Posted April 13, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted April 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, Stan said: Classic John Do you blame me!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,180 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Oh shit @Tommy I’m very late but happy birthday! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,608 Posted April 13, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 13, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Oh shit @Tommy I’m very late but happy birthday! Better late than never. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey 3,767 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 A better solution to banning for @Mpache 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,180 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 With my new: Avatar Signature Club crest next to all the shit I post (if you're on a PC, I don't think it shows up on mobile)* I am fairly certain that my rebranding is fully complete. I am now a European Super Dr. Gonzo *unless Tranmere gets added, then I'm changing it to that. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,358 Posted April 25, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted April 25, 2021 So much for an early night in bed reading a book, the wife screamed then run in the bedroom yelling "A BLOODY MOUSE JUST RUN BY ME IN THE LOUNGE!!!!" I said "For fucks sake woman, if you can pick up and let Denise's rats crawl over you a bloody wee mouse won't harm you..." but she is not having it because it's small and moves too fast, I just had to set up a mouse trap box which I used a few years ago to catch some mice, then move them way up the road in the back lane bushes, a bit of chocolate inside the box should do the trick as cheese won't work on mice. Just spotted it in the corner near the tv unit, looking at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNIQUE 65 Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 minute ago, CaaC (John) said: So much for an early night in bed reading a book, the wife screamed then run in the bedroom yelling "A BLOODY MOUSE JUST RUN BY ME IN THE LOUNGE!!!!" I said "For fucks sake woman, if you can pick up and let Denise's rats crawl over you a bloody wee mouse won't harm you..." but she is not having it because it's small and moves too fast, I just had to set up a mouse trap box which I used a few years ago to catch some mice, then move them way up the road in the back lane bushes, a bit of chocolate inside the box should do the trick as cheese won't work on mice. Just spotted it in the corner near the tv unit, looking at me. sounds like your man parts john only joking mate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,358 Posted April 25, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted April 25, 2021 Just now, UNIQUE said: sounds like your man parts john only joking mate I still can't understand why she is scared of a wee mouse yet she lets our daughter's pet rats crawl all over her and even picks them up!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,100 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 I was thinking about it, and it occurred to me how stupid it is for black or white Brits to tell Desis 'oi bruv, you smell like curry' when most of the UK goes to a curry takeaway once a week. It's so stupid 'haha you smell like a food I really enjoy, fucking wanker'. My desi brothers should tell them to eat some fucking jellied eel or stargazy pie. Who the fuck doesn't like curry? honestly now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Understand if diaspora South Asians use the term desi but if anyone back at home uses it should be jailed. All my friends from the periphery feel left out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 2,201 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 17 hours ago, Spike said: I was thinking about it, and it occurred to me how stupid it is for black or white Brits to tell Desis 'oi bruv, you smell like curry' when most of the UK goes to a curry takeaway once a week. It's so stupid 'haha you smell like a food I really enjoy, fucking wanker'. My desi brothers should tell them to eat some fucking jellied eel or stargazy pie. Who the fuck doesn't like curry? honestly now The worst thing about it is they think we smell like milk. At least their houses smell of beautiful food, apparently ours smell of a cows tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,100 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Danny said: The worst thing about it is they think we smell like milk. At least their houses smell of beautiful food, apparently ours smell of a cows tit. Which makes it even weirder considering how much dairy is Desi food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,100 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 10 hours ago, McAzeem said: Understand if diaspora South Asians use the term desi but if anyone back at home uses it should be jailed. All my friends from the periphery feel left out You don’t have friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 39 minutes ago, Spike said: You don’t have friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,100 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 hours ago, McAzeem said: I'd post a Pakistani cricketer in response but I'm afraid I don't know any because they are irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,367 Posted May 1, 2021 Administrator Share Posted May 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Danny said: The worst thing about it is they think we smell like milk. At least their houses smell of beautiful food, apparently ours smell of a cows tit. sorry, what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 2,201 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 20 minutes ago, Stan said: sorry, what? Less Asian people and more of a generalised stereotype on white households, that white households smells of milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,367 Posted May 1, 2021 Administrator Share Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, Danny said: Less Asian people and more of a generalised stereotype on white households, that white households smells of milk. I have legit never heard of that being a thing before 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,367 Posted May 1, 2021 Administrator Share Posted May 1, 2021 In other news, @Danny, I drove past Brentford's stadium today on the way to Westfield. How the fuck have they squeezed that in between all the buildings there?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 2,201 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, Stan said: I have legit never heard of that being a thing before Neither had I until I heard about it somewhere, though the people I’ve heard it from are generally black and not Asian. Cut me to the core as I used to drink about 3-4 pints of milk a day lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 2,201 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Stan said: In other news, @Danny, I drove past Brentford's stadium today on the way to Westfield. How the fuck have they squeezed that in between all the buildings there?! I know right, I think it’s perfect for us. I would like to see some of the gray concrete painted red just to give it more of a Brentford feel, and I feel like at first when you see it it can seem generic, but the more you look at how the stadium is constructed it feels like it has a sort of Scandinavian arena vibe, which is on brand for us, 33% of our starting eleven today were called Mads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,367 Posted May 1, 2021 Administrator Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Danny said: I know right, I think it’s perfect for us. I would like to see some of the gray concrete painted red just to give it more of a Brentford feel, and I feel like at first when you see it it can seem generic, but the more you look at how the stadium is constructed it feels like it has a sort of Scandinavian arena vibe, which is on brand for us, 33% of our starting eleven today were called Mads The big stand you can see from the M4 does stand out, to be fair. I think you're right about the red - the grey does look generic and basic. Reckon it'd be more noticeable if it wasn't grey. Would probably have different thoughts if I was walking around it. There's only so much you can see from the road. Also had no idea Sky Sports studios were so close to Brentford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Palace Fan 3,400 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 15 minutes ago, Danny said: Neither had I until I heard about it somewhere, though the people I’ve heard it from are generally black and not Asian. Cut me to the core as I used to drink about 3-4 pints of milk a day lol Don't stereotype all white people with your disgusting habits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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