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On 16/08/2022 at 01:43, Stan said:

Happy India Independence Day to all my Indian brothers on here :D 

Been watching a few programmes about it and the events of August 1947 and while it's an occasion which marked a milestone for the country, the involvement (or distinct and cowardly lack of) of the British government is astounding. Lord Mountbatten has the blood of millions of citizens on his hands. 

So interesting that when you look back on history, that it was the country the British didn't really ever fully intend on colonising. 

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16 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

Sitting with the wife last night reminiscing years ago when we first met when I was in the army military hospital in Germany and she remembers the bit I told her about catching a guy out with a prank, she had a good laugh about it, again.

It happened to be that they admitted a guy in who had put his fist through a window over a girl and ripped his hand apart which needed stitching and that was about it but he was an attention seeker, always crying and wanting a nurse to either console him or if he wanted a pee and needed a pee bottle.

The thing was he could have easily got out of his bed and went himself but NO, he wanted a nurse to hold his willie while he had a pee (look at the spoiler for the bottle we used in those days made out of hard cardboard).

Me and the other guys in our ward go pissed off with his crying and moaning and keeping us awake so I decided to act one night, I was in bed recovering from a fractured skull, broken jaw, and a broken arm and leg, etc, he was fast asleep so I crawled out of my bed towards his bed and got his pee bottle sitting on the side of the bed and then I stuck big pin holes in the bottle all over and crawled back to bed.

Sure enough, he woke up crying and calling for a nurse he wanted a pee, sure enough, the nurse came, held the bottle on his willie and he started to have a pee then there was mayhem as the nurse and he was yelling as pee was squirting all over the place, it was like watching a water fountain, I slept well that night. xD

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I’d read your book. 

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Hey listen, I am selling this doll if anyone is interested.. 

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My grandkids won't play with it and the dog keeps barking at it... It never seems to be where we left it and it has a cute laugh, No batteries required... PM me if interested.. 

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9 hours ago, Bluewolf said:

Hey listen, I am selling this doll if anyone is interested.. 

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My grandkids won't play with it and the dog keeps barking at it... It never seems to be where we left it and it has a cute laugh, No batteries required... PM me if interested.. 

Bet @MUFC has a good use for it. 

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Top 10: World’s longest bridges

A structure spanning the English Channel wouldn’t come close to the 10 lengthiest bridges.

Many have floated the idea of a bridge between England and mainland Europe. This Channel-spanning bridge would need to be 35km long, a distance that would make it the lengthiest bridge in Europe – well beyond Portugal’s 17km Vasco da Gama Bridge.

Meanwhile, plans have recently been scrapped for a bridge connecting Northern Ireland with Scotland due to forecasted costs and engineering challenges. Although no plans were formally laid out, at their closest point, Scotland and Northern Ireland are around 19km apart.

However, such a construction wouldn’t even break into the world’s top 10 longest bridges.

TOP TEN LONGEST BRIDGES

 

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24 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

Just received a text message, obviously, whoever has texted the wrong number, I replied and they never replied back, I wonder why? :D

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Might be spam.

 

And now they've cleaned out your bank account and on the way to the Bahamas...

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5 hours ago, CaaC (John) said:

Just received a text message, obviously, whoever has texted the wrong number, I replied and they never replied back, I wonder why? :D

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I had the same a few weeks ago. Replied saying I had a similar number to her friend.

Did she look Asian? 

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6 hours ago, CaaC (John) said:

Just received a text message, obviously, whoever has texted the wrong number, I replied and they never replied back, I wonder why? :D

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6 hours ago, CaaC (John) said:

Just received a text message, obviously, whoever has texted the wrong number, I replied and they never replied back, I wonder why? :D

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I may have to copy that reply for the next time I get a unknown message

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Florida Man December 25 (12/25)

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Florida man tried to pay for McDonald’s with bag of w**d.

Anthony Andrew Gallagher, an unkempt 23-year-old man from Port St. Lucie Florida was arrested on Sunday after he tried to pay for his order with a bag of marijuana at McDonalds and then drove off only to return again due to the fast food worker’s refusal

 

 

Looks like it was a windy the day the picture was taken xD 

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