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 Erling Haaland the most UN-DEFENDABLE player in the world?!

This guy deserves a thread of his own, think we are looking at the new goat of football now Messi and Ronaldo are over the hill. Erling will do nothing for 70mins then score a hattrick lol, how do you stop him? ..scored 13 goals already this season from 8 games, 10 in the Premier League, will he break Salah's record?

Erling Haaland records

Here's a list of the marks that Haaland already has to his name at the age of 22:

  • Youngest player to score 20 goals in the UEFA Champions League (20 years and 231 days);
  • Fastest player to score 25 goals in the UEFA Champions League (20 games);
  • First player to score at least two goals in four consecutive UEFA Champions League games;
  • First player to score five goals in their first two Bundesliga appearances;
  • Best minutes-per-goal ratio in Bundesliga history among players with at least 25 goals (87 minutes per goal);
  • First Manchester City player to score on both their Premier League and Champions League debut;
  • First player to score nine goals in their first five Premier League games;
  • Most Premier League goals scored in August (nine).
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22 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Wanna know how I know he's special. 

When City have a good player you don't bat an eyelid.
When City has a special player your nose gets brown. 
Haaland has your whole fucking head looking brown, moist and peanuty. 

I've never seen Pep touch up a player quite like he did Haaland after he's first hattrick too 😂 

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You can see why Man City have only a 66.66% win percentage in the league with him in the team. His lack of running and contribution to overall play is having a detrimental effect on the sides ability to defend properly.

There's absolutely no chance of them beating there highest points total with such a lackadaisical focus point.

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18 minutes ago, The Palace Fan said:

You can see why Man City have only a 66.66% win percentage in the league with him in the team. His lack of running and contribution to overall play is having a detrimental effect on the sides ability to defend properly.

There's absolutely no chance of them beating there highest points total with such a lackadaisical focus point.

I think the focus is outscoring your opponents and it can work a lot of the time but teams that are closer to City's level will exploit them. 

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2 hours ago, The Palace Fan said:

You can see why Man City have only a 66.66% win percentage in the league with him in the team. His lack of running and contribution to overall play is having a detrimental effect on the sides ability to defend properly.

There's absolutely no chance of them beating there highest points total with such a lackadaisical focus point.

Not true, we start the season slow most season's we actually have more points at this stage than last season

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49 minutes ago, Happy Blue said:

Not true, we start the season slow most season's we actually have more points at this stage than last season

You had played the other four big teams in the first seven games last season. This season you're conceding goals and dropping points to mid table clubs. 

You're very fortunate Liverpool forgot to start playing.

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Just now, The Palace Fan said:

You had played the other four big teams in the first seven games last season. This season you're conceding goals and dropping points to mid table clubs. 

You're very fortunate Liverpool forgot to start playing.

We had a  2 week pre season and major injury's in defence which we are still getting over, Laporte is still out from last year 😂 City is far stronger this season, not worried in the slightest, we will get 90+pts again this season

Alvarez is an upgrade on Sterling

Haaland is an upgrade on Jesus

Gomez is an upgrade on Zinc

Phiilips is an upgrage on Fernandinho now he's old

Nothing to see here, bring this back up at Christmas when we are 12pts clear ;)

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30 minutes ago, Happy Blue said:

We had a  2 week pre season and major injury's in defence which we are still getting over, Laporte is still out from last year 😂 City is far stronger this season, not worried in the slightest, we will get 90+pts again this season

Alvarez is an upgrade on Sterling

Haaland is an upgrade on Jesus

Gomez is an upgrade on Zinc

Phiilips is an upgrage on Fernandinho now he's old

Nothing to see here, bring this back up at Christmas when we are 12pts clear ;)

You will have the league won by February mate.

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1 minute ago, Happy Blue said:

Really hope not because that's boring mate, you going to get it together at some point

Don't worry about Liverpool.

When we fuck Rodgers off we'll be challenging again :ph34r:

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18 minutes ago, Happy Blue said:

Another record for Haaland, first player ever to score in his first 4 away games

 

12 minutes ago, Machado said:

Only injury will stop him from breaking every Premier League record out there.

I think he'll score 40 in the league alone which has never been done.

Happy for him to break all but the Vardy 11 goals in a row one.

He's on 5 in a row.

Utd, Southampton, Liverpool, Brighton Leicester, Fulham.

I think he'll do it, sadly. 

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11 minutes ago, Spike said:

Before the season I knew he’d score 30+ but this is something else.

I thought he'd average a goal a game looking at what he's done everywhere else, he's nearly doing 2 goals a game and he's not really fully up to speed with how we play yet

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