Beelzebub 2,417 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 (edited) I don't know if its dark but everyone tells me I did somewhat of a baby's day out. I crawled out of the house into the street and almost got on to the main road until a neighbor brought me back to home. Shit I could've died or kidnapped. Edit: I don't tell that to anyone because people can be very judgemental about parenting. Edited September 24, 2022 by Beelzebub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,172 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 15 hours ago, Beelzebub said: With the acknowledgement about my inappropriate comment. @Toinho To put it into record you often make sneering comments about me being from Pakistan 'Beelzepakistani' & many other times I can point out, even took a jab once about bombings in Pakistan ( I've lost a relative in one , people have been suspended for less than that here). I don't care neither make issue out of it. I've been tolerating it but now is enough, you're a typical 'Australian' act so blunt but can't take it the other way i.e getting dramatic over Tommy's comments in SingleLife Thread. I won't engage with you here and except you to do the same. Peace Still waiting for my alleged post to resurface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,417 Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 I used to burn cotton ear buds and drop the molten plastic on ant hills in childhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,152 Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 On 28/09/2022 at 01:37, Beelzebub said: I used to burn cotton ear buds and drop the molten plastic on ant hills in childhood. To be fair Beelzeboy you made a very serious accusation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 7,544 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 I've been arrested more than twice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,417 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 Not my secret but my one uncle and cousin have been arrested. Cousin for injuring a guy in a scrap but he was out within a day after the parties made peace. Uncle was serious, arrested for a few days and kept in interrogation for weeks bcz the guy he was doing business with was some wanted guy, he didn't knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 4,591 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 On 24/09/2022 at 02:38, Toinho said: Still waiting for my alleged post to resurface. 3 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: To be fair Beelzeboy you made a very serious accusation. Because I am a sad cunt with the flu, I took five seconds out of my day to find out that in 6.4 thousand posts Toinho has used the word bomb once, the word mate 196 times, and the word cunt 24 times I’ve used the word bomb 8 times, the word mate 298 times, and the word cunt 213 times. DDW has used bomb 5 times, mate 130 times, and cunt 179 times. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,152 Posted September 29, 2022 Author Share Posted September 29, 2022 9 minutes ago, Spike said: Because I am a sad cunt with the flu, I took five seconds out of my day to find out that in 6.4 thousand posts Toinho has used the word bomb once, the word mate 196 times, and the word cunt 24 times I’ve used the word bomb 8 times, the word mate 298 times, and the word cunt 213 times. DDW has used bomb 5 times, mate 130 times, and cunt 179 times. Honestly I assumed it was probably a case of mistaken identity and that either you, or more likely, me, had said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 4,591 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Honestly I assumed it was probably a case of mistaken identity and that either you, or more likely, me, had said that. I was thinking that or Salford Kel, Manchester is in North Qld, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,172 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 55 minutes ago, Spike said: Because I am a sad cunt with the flu, I took five seconds out of my day to find out that in 6.4 thousand posts Toinho has used the word bomb once, the word mate 196 times, and the word cunt 24 times I’ve used the word bomb 8 times, the word mate 298 times, and the word cunt 213 times. DDW has used bomb 5 times, mate 130 times, and cunt 179 times. I’m a disgrace to my country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 156 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 8 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: I've been arrested more than twice. Possession of weed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,172 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 9 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: I've been arrested more than twice. Selling that fine booty I presume. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 6,875 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 7 hours ago, Toinho said: I’m a disgrace to my country You are... I am sure the daily usage of the word over there is much higher than the measly 24 you have mustered... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 7,544 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Gunnersaurus said: Possession of weed? Nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,818 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 30 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Nope Holding my penis in your hands isn’t a crime x 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tommy 11,386 Posted September 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: Holding my penis in your hands isn’t a crime x Well, they do say every criminal usually starts with small things. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 6,875 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: Holding my penis in your hands isn’t a crime x I think you will find holding a twelve year olds cock in his hands IS actually illegal mate.. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,818 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 51 minutes ago, Tommy said: Well, they do say every criminal usually starts with small things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan 17,005 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Bluewolf said: I think you will find holding a twelve year olds cock in his hands IS actually illegal mate.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 4,591 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Bluewolf said: You are... I am sure the daily usage of the word over there is much higher than the measly 24 you have mustered... He is a teacher though, has to be clean language mode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 6,875 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Spike said: He is a teacher though, has to be clean language mode I am talking about on here not in his serious life pursuits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 4,591 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Bluewolf said: I am talking about on here not in his serious life pursuits... That is what I mean, it becomes habit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 6,875 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Spike said: That is what I mean, it becomes habit Very true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viva la FCB 2,254 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,818 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 10 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said: Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene Yes. What a fucking hero. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nudge 14,564 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 10 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said: Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene Not gonna lie, the twist I expected here was you banging one of your Ma's best friends... 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy 11,386 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, nudge said: Not gonna lie, the twist I expected here was you banging one of your Ma's best friends... Same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 7,544 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 29 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said: Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene Lmao that’s hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan 17,005 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 25 minutes ago, nudge said: Not gonna lie, the twist I expected here was you banging one of your Ma's best friends... 20 minutes ago, Tommy said: Same. Maybe he twisted the story to make it sound cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nudge 14,564 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 16 minutes ago, Stan said: Maybe he twisted the story to make it sound cool Wanking to American Pie is supposed to sound cooler than banging his Ma's best friend?... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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