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I don't know if its dark but everyone tells me I did somewhat of a baby's day out. I crawled out of the house into the street and almost got on to the main road until a neighbor brought me back to home. Shit I could've died or kidnapped. 

Edit: I don't tell that to anyone because people can be very judgemental about parenting. 

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15 hours ago, Beelzebub said:

With the acknowledgement about my inappropriate comment.

@Toinho To put it into record you often make sneering comments about me being from Pakistan  'Beelzepakistani' & many other times I can point out, even took a jab once about bombings in Pakistan ( I've lost a relative in one , people have been suspended for less than that here). I don't care neither make issue out of it.

I've been tolerating it but now is enough, you're a typical 'Australian' act so blunt but can't take it the other way i.e getting dramatic over Tommy's comments in SingleLife Thread. I won't engage with you here and except you to do the same.

Peace

Still waiting for my alleged post to resurface. 

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Not my secret but my one uncle and cousin have been arrested. Cousin for injuring a guy in a scrap but he was out within a day after the parties made peace. Uncle was serious, arrested for a few days and kept in interrogation for weeks bcz the guy he was doing business with was some wanted guy, he didn't knew. 

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On 24/09/2022 at 02:38, Toinho said:

Still waiting for my alleged post to resurface. 

 

3 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

To be fair Beelzeboy you made a very serious accusation. 

Because I am a sad cunt with the flu, I took five seconds out of my day to find out that in 6.4 thousand posts Toinho has used the word bomb once, the word mate 196 times,  and the word cunt 24 times

I’ve used the word bomb 8 times, the word mate 298 times, and the word cunt 213 times.

DDW has used bomb 5 times, mate 130 times, and cunt 179 times.

 

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9 minutes ago, Spike said:

 

Because I am a sad cunt with the flu, I took five seconds out of my day to find out that in 6.4 thousand posts Toinho has used the word bomb once, the word mate 196 times,  and the word cunt 24 times

I’ve used the word bomb 8 times, the word mate 298 times, and the word cunt 213 times.

DDW has used bomb 5 times, mate 130 times, and cunt 179 times.

 

Honestly I assumed it was probably a case of mistaken identity and that either you, or more likely, me, had said that. 

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2 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Honestly I assumed it was probably a case of mistaken identity and that either you, or more likely, me, had said that. 

I was thinking that or Salford Kel, Manchester is in North Qld, right?

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55 minutes ago, Spike said:

 

Because I am a sad cunt with the flu, I took five seconds out of my day to find out that in 6.4 thousand posts Toinho has used the word bomb once, the word mate 196 times,  and the word cunt 24 times

I’ve used the word bomb 8 times, the word mate 298 times, and the word cunt 213 times.

DDW has used bomb 5 times, mate 130 times, and cunt 179 times.

 

I’m a disgrace to my country :( 

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Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene :what:

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10 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said:

Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene :what:

Yes. What a fucking hero.

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10 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said:

Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene :what:

Not gonna lie, the twist I expected here was you banging one of your Ma's best friends...

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29 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said:

Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene :what:

Lmao that’s hilarious

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25 minutes ago, nudge said:

Not gonna lie, the twist I expected here was you banging one of your Ma's best friends...

 

20 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Same. xD

Maybe he twisted the story to make it sound cool :ph34r:xD

 

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