Round of 16 - Argentina 2-1 Australia - Saturday 3rd December, 2022

[Spike]

I’m going to angrily wank to an argentine pornostsr

[Mel81x+]

Thanks Lautaro for proving my point. You couldn't hit Mt. Everest if it was right in front of you.

[Toinho]

I mean how easy have them made it for Messi? Shittest group, mediocre round of 16, wank quarter finalist 

[Stan]

Some of these attacks deserve goals. 

Part of me wants Aus to equalise just for the drama. 

[Mel81x+]

I kind of want Australia to score a goal now.

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Comical. At what point does the score sheet just tick over to 3-1 out of pity?

[Spike]

That was it

[Stan]

Wow that was close. Thought they'd done it then. 

Fair play to Australia. Gave it a proper good to. Not sure where they found all the energy from for that last burst. 

[Toinho]

Omg we had a chance for 2-2 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

GG no RE

[El Profesor]

I don't like Martínez's antics but I must admit he's a great goalkeeper.

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Just now, Stan said:

Wow that was close. Thought they'd done it then. 

Fair play to Australia. Gave it a proper good to. Not sure where they found all the energy from for that last burst. 

Coke and a dare iced coffee.

[Toinho]

Argentina are proper shit 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Jaskson Irvine is motivated by IG photos of his best mates girls booty.

[Mel81x+]

Both Martinez's in defense deserve a shout. When they were called upon they delivered. The other one at the top of the pitch should see no more time at this WC. Tough luck to Australia but they showed the Dutch that this Argentina team are there for the taking. 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Matt Ryan the difference hahahaha

[Spike]

Just now, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Jaskson Irvine is motivated by IG photos of his best mates girls booty.

Sort of guy that goes out with the boys and ditches them after one drink to look for clunge

[Toinho]

1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Jaskson Irvine is motivated by IG photos of his best mates girls booty.

He does sound like a top bloke tbh but makes some dodgy decisions after a few IPA’s.

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Just now, Spike said:

Sort of guy that goes out with the boys and ditches them after one drink to look for clunge

100%. At least I wait til after 11 like a gentleman. 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Just now, Toinho said:

He does sound like a top bloke tbh but makes some dodgy decisions after a few IPA’s.

"do you wanna come back to mine and hear me play guitar. I have like 100 couches you can crash on"

[Spike]

1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

"do you wanna come back to mine and hear me play guitar. I have like 100 couches you can crash on"

‘have you heard of tame impala?’

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Just now, Spike said:

‘have you heard of tame impala?’

'what a cool cover by the wiggles hey? So random and hectic... yeah... yeah, yeah anyway, kick ons at mine? nah we'll just light one up and chill yeah?'

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Best part of the game was when Behich's eyes lit up, and he had flashbacks to being the only Namibian consulate on the paddock at school, crushing all the pasty Aussies with a slaloming run. And possessed himself to do it one last time on the world stage. 

[Spike]

2 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

'what a cool cover by the wiggles hey? So random and hectic... yeah... yeah, yeah anyway, kick ons at mine? nah we'll just light one up and chill yeah?'

‘the vibes are totally chill hey?’

[Dan+]

Hard to not saying anything without sounding patronising but good effort Australia. One of the most nondescript squads they've had and made a lot of peoples favourites shit themselves.