Would you wash and wax your car if you lived in Scotland?

[DeadLinesman 2,914]

Discuss.

[SirBalon 2,607]

What? 

[Rab 828]

I wouldn't. I'd pay someone to do it for me.

[DeadLinesman 2,914]

Just now, Rab said:

I wouldn't. I'd pay someone to do it for me.

But would you get angry about it if it rained?

[Tommy 4,569]

It depends. Is there a place that sells Hawaiian Pizza nearby? 

[DeadLinesman 2,914]

Just now, Tsubasa said:

It depends. Is there a place that sells Hawaiian Pizza nearby? 

Get out. Stay out.

[Stan 9,328]

i'll have some of what you're having please

[Jay 7]

5 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

But would you get angry about it if it rained?

It would all depend on when it last snowed.

[DeadLinesman 2,914]

1 minute ago, Jay said:

It would all depend on when it last snowed.

Last week I hear?

[Jay 7]

Just now, DeadLinesman said:

Last week I hear?

Every week, mate.

[Toinho 1,311]

Is this a trick question? Do people in Scotland have cars?

[Spike 2,587]

I'd drown myself in Loch Ness if I lived in that cunt of a place.

[Steve Bruce Almighty 2,770]

Is this a euphemism as cars don't have hair to wax 

[Danny 1,087]

How could you wash your car if you've already killed yourself?