Batard 1,969 Posted March 9, 2017 Anyone come out with an absolute zinger that made you say "Ha. This is the definition of amusing" or something so stupid you stared in disbelief and said "What a fucking plank"? Quoting this post doesn't count inbeforeyoudoit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Batard 1,969 Posted March 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, Cannabis said: "I shall now lead you into the golden age of forums!" Chazz, 2015 I know he never said that because I don't think he ever posted anything other than "TheManInBlack will make this forum great" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan 10,846 Posted March 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Berserker said: must have lost its humour over the years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cicero 3,854 Posted March 9, 2017 "Messi and Iniesta would play for free" - Lord Skarm 2013 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berserker 1,313 Posted March 9, 2017 1 minute ago, StanLCFC said: must have lost its humour over the years. Cmon man, it was an awesome comeback! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spike 2,731 Posted March 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cicero said: "Messi and Iniesta would play for free" - Lord Skarm 2013 Everytime Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cicero 3,854 Posted March 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Spike said: Everytime I miss him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
...Dan 649 Posted March 9, 2017 Someone said Jelavic was better than Suarez, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan 10,846 Posted March 9, 2017 Just now, ...Dan said: Someone said Jelavic was better than Suarez, right? probably Halewood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spike 2,731 Posted March 9, 2017 'I only deal in facts'. - Term X (or was it Rafa?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SirBalon 2,607 Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Spike said: 'I only deal in facts'. - Term X (or was it Rafa?) No... (I have no idea, but who gives a crap), that must've been him like when he said "Lampard isn't a Chelsea legend and will forever be known as a traitor" (this after his goal against Chelsea for Man City). Whatever facts he ever knew were reduced to the fact he existed amongst us. (unfortunately for all) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluebird Hewitt 718 Posted March 9, 2017 27 minutes ago, StanLCFC said: probably Halewood Definitely Halewood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spike 2,731 Posted March 9, 2017 25 minutes ago, SirBalon said: No... (I have no idea, but who gives a crap), that must've been him like when he said "Lampard isn't a Chelsea legend and will forever be known as a traitor" (this after his goal against Chelsea for Man City). Whatever facts he ever knew were reduced to the fact he existed amongst us. (unfortunately for all) I know it was him but once he went on a rant 'about' facts and I started calling Rafa Benetiz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan 10,846 Posted March 9, 2017 can't forget this beauty never forget. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SirBalon 2,607 Posted March 9, 2017 1 hour ago, ...Dan said: Someone said Jelavic was better than Suarez, right? Halewood without a doubt. I enjoyed his misery to be honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berserker 1,313 Posted March 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Batard said: Remember this? Show us all of it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Batard 1,969 Posted March 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, Berserker said: Show us all of it It seems all here https://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/88697-tff-2013-awards/?page=3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berserker 1,313 Posted March 9, 2017 Just now, Batard said: It seems all here https://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/88697-tff-2013-awards/?page=3 Just gave a read to it, now that i think of it i remember putting him to shame a few times too, in fact i think i was the one that made him have a gigantic meltdown that ultimately got him banned. Think i called him a twatic fag and evidently struck a vein as he threw a gigantic tantrum and even went crying to the staff and all asking for my ban. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Panna King 891 Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Cannabis said: "I shall now lead you into the golden age of forums!" Chazz, 2015 Chazz posted a lot in the NFL part. Maybe he thought he bought an American football forum, then realised it was soccer. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Bruce Almighty 2,943 Posted March 9, 2017 Are you all home sick or something 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoshBRFC 747 Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Berserker said: Cmon man, it was an awesome comeback! Is this my arsehole you were talking about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berserker 1,313 Posted March 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, JOSHBRFC said: Is this my arsehole you were talking about? Ermm... no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asura 306 Posted March 12, 2017 (edited) 1) Everything Makarios said about winning and winners. 2) Swifty's funny lines about deadlineboobie. 3) Bravo is the Best in the world - by HB Edited March 12, 2017 by Asura Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spike 2,731 Posted March 14, 2017 On 3/12/2017 at 0:36 AM, Asura said: 1) Everything Makarios said about winning and winners. 2) Swifty's funny lines about deadlineboobie. 3) Bravo is the Best in the world - by HB I miss Markarios and Swifty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Palace Fan 1,857 Posted March 15, 2017 11 hours ago, Spike said: I miss Markarios and Swifty. Makarios was the worst member we ever had. Once people sussed all his views were based on who was doing well at fantasy football he went on a mad one about how he's some rich person with a god like figure and spent forever trying to piss people off with his comments. Such a pathetic human. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SirBalon 2,607 Posted March 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Aaroncpfc said: spent forever trying to piss people off with his comments. Everything else doesn't really matter because you can debate it and criticise it. But the bit I've quoted is the problem... When someone's goal is to want to upset others, then there's no longer any point to a conversation and just causes havoc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toinho 1,443 Posted March 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, SirBalon said: Everything else doesn't really matter because you can debate it and criticise it. But the bit I've quoted is the problem... When someone's goal is to want to upset others, then there's no longer any point to a conversation and just causes havoc. Absolutely right you siesta wanking, paella eating twonk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SirBalon 2,607 Posted March 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Anton said: Absolutely right you siesta wanking, paella eating twonk. Not a massive fan of Paella, but on the rest... Have you been watching me? Eerie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
