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Grizzly21

So I'm a Club Chairman...

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I asked around if there are any amateur clubs on sale here in Peru and my friend from Ayacucho just gave me his club. Well, co directing it anyways as he's stepping back somewhat.

I'm hoping this goes down well xD

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1 minute ago, Tsubasa said:

How many guinea pigs did that cost you?

He literally gave it to me free. It was a confidence thing as I supported his work for ages to come. I got lucky. I'm only co-owning it though.

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That’s probably like me owning Finsbury Park Harriers. :ph34r:

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1 minute ago, SirBalon said:

That’s probably like me owning Finsbury Park Harriers. :ph34r:

That has made me all nostalgic for the Renford Rejects. What a show that was.

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3 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

I owned a club once. Mint and Chocolate. Lasted about 30 seconds.

Pretty believable coming from a fat cunt like you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

xo

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31 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

That’s what my Portuguese bit on the side keeps telling me 🤔

I'll cut you!

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7 hours ago, DeadLinesman said:

That’s what my Portuguese bit on the side keeps telling me 🤔

Her sister looks decent. 

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So what's next for you Brian? Are you looking to earn a professional contract? Use your media contacts to attract Nolberto Solano? Run for president?

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I was a goalkeeper in the Everton Academy, fancy booking a flight for me to Peru so I can be the Peruvian Buffon?

I expect cocaine on my arrival @Blue.

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1 minute ago, Cannabis said:

I was a goalkeeper in the Everton Academy, fancy booking a flight for me to Peru so I can be the Peruvian Buffon?

I expect cocaine on my arrival @Blue.

Guerrero can sort you out ;)

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1 hour ago, Cannabis said:

I'm sure he can :ph34r:

Reminds me of Storts name when he was skinny, Snorts. Since he gave up he let himself go :(

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11 minutes ago, Anton said:

Reminds me of Storts name when he was skinny, Snorts. Since he gave up he let himself go :(

He took American culture too seriously did our Storts :(.

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2 hours ago, Cannabis said:

I was a goalkeeper in the Everton Academy, fancy booking a flight for me to Peru so I can be the Peruvian Buffon?

I expect cocaine on my arrival @Blue.

Just to give Brian a heads up, this is what Cannabis looks like now years after his glory days at Everton

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On 16/12/2017 at 5:06 PM, DeadLinesman said:

That’s what my Portuguese bit on the side keeps telling me 🤔

Must resist joke about Phil having Maddie. Must resist joke about Phil having Maddie.

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16 minutes ago, Smiley Culture said:

What does co-owning a seemingly tiny, Sunday League equivalent side in Peru entail? 

Double the hamsters on the table. :ph34r:

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46 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

Why go all the way over there when you have already cemented your place as an English buffoon over here??? 

Fuck off xD!

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1 hour ago, Any O'Brien said:

All of the high strength cocaine that will be available in Peru and Brian is spending his time putting the cones out on a Sunday morning. 

Priorities, mate. 

I bet you'd love a Peruse of the gear over there. 

What a great pun that was. Like, really good. You better Belize it. 

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On 19/12/2017 at 1:21 AM, Any O'Brien said:

Must resist joke about Phil having Maddie. Must resist joke about Phil having Maddie.

Fuuuuuuuck 😂

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On 12/19/2017 at 3:34 AM, Smiley Culture said:

What does co-owning a seemingly tiny, Sunday League equivalent side in Peru entail? 

Here in Peru, you can gain easy promotion to the top flight if you just put some money. Sport Huancayo won promotion to the top division in their second year of foundation. Same with Real Garcilaso.

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On 12/19/2017 at 5:46 AM, Any O'Brien said:

All of the high strength cocaine that will be available in Peru and Brian is spending his time putting the cones out on a Sunday morning. 

Priorities, mate. 

I don't often laugh at jokes aimed towards me, but this one got me. Fair play! xD

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