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"Stick this in you fucking idiot. It doesn't stink!" But the burn in Brian's pants is too much for his dysentery. He's screaming now, while he pisses blood into Toinho's Japanese love boat covered in shit.

Like Stan's langot, it smelt good. Like Cannabis' girl, who isn't cheating but humps Blue, and is dissapointed by this thread. Rab was there eating a pickle. Lock this thread or slap Happy Blue. 

"I'll Cut you!" Said Any O'Brien grabbing his fourth arm under his skirt, with his camera set to film, zooming in alot at Stan's gaping axe wound, before Fusion suddenly appeared. Holding a bloody tampon from SirBalon with bite marks from Luis Suarez and pubic hair, which he chewed. While Blue watched touching his little Devil Dick Willie. While eating a Devil Dick Willie. While tickling a scrotum belonging to Devil Dick Willie. While Teso dos Bichos miraculously rejects a taco and instead prefers rimming out rab's hairy scottish arsehole. While washing his dirty mexican peanut. 

While Dickie struggles to catch up, he decides to touch the wenis of SirBalon and smells the lovely blooming lilacs. Until suddenly, a Hurrican came and SirBalon had a mare tonight because he injected his viagra into his.... "Stop! Hammer time". Yelled Stan reaching climax, after he finished his curry. And then he shat all over the fancy restaurant, covering everyone in pictures of nudge. To which  Berserker smelled his pants. Well this failed, he thought until, it actually failed. I give up. Insert more coins into the big dark smell hole. 

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Cicero said:

A three word story: By TF365 

 

While Blue watched touching his little Devil Dick Willie. While eating a Devil Dick Willie. While tickling a scrotum belonging to Devil Dick Willie. While Teso dos Bichos miraculously rejects a taco and instead prefers rimming out rab's hairy scottish arsehole. While washing his dirty mexican peanut. 

That had me laughing.

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While Teso dos Bichos miraculously rejects a taco and instead prefers rimming out rab's hairy scottish arsehole. While washing his dirty mexican peanut. 

that line xDxD 

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So many questions too. Turned out to be a great unsolved mystery!

Who bummed Blue at the start that led him to have diarreah? And why was Cannabis' wife hummping him whilst Rab was watching eating a pickle?

Where did Fusion come from and why did he have a bloody tampon? Why was Blue watching while simultaneously touching his penis, eating a penis, and tickling the scrotum of Devil Dick Willie? 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Cicero said:

So many questions too. Turned out to be a great unsolved mystery!

Who bummed Blue at the start that led him to have diarreah? And why was Cannabis' wife hummping him whilst Rab was watching eating a pickle?

Where did Fusion come from and why did he have a bloody tampon? Why was Blue watching while simultaneously touching his penis, eating a penis, and tickling the scrotum of Devil Dick Willie? 

 

 

 

 

I Guess we have to start a new one to find the answers?

 

So why did

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