Machado Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Heavy drinking? Smoking? Sedentarism? Your dog? Your cheating wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I really really fucking hope its this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Tobacco maybe, or perhaps i become insanely rich and technology becomes so advanced so as to grant me immortality and i only end up dying at the end of the world due to another big bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnisExcubitor Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 At least four different astrologers have told me that someone close to me is going to poison me in my fifties. Still two decades away, but frankly it's scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted March 15, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2017 Myself. But no worries, I have a few more years left in me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 While I lead a pretty healthy life, I have a had a lot of health issues (some very serious), and so I can only imagine one of those will come back and end my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 15 minutes ago, IgnisExcubitor said: At least four different astrologers have told me that someone close to me is going to poison me in my fifties. Still two decades away, but frankly it's scary. Live alone, never take anyone home, never let someone serve you anything, don't drink from an open bottle and always watch your glass, problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnisExcubitor Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, Berserker said: Live alone, never take anyone home, never let someone serve you anything, don't drink from an open bottle and always watch your glass, problem solved. Living like that for ten years would be tough, unless they invent hot female bots. Anton's adopted country is showing promise, so there's hope for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, IgnisExcubitor said: Living like that for ten years would be tough, unless they invent hot female bots. Anton's adopted country is showing promise, so there's hope for me. You don't have to give up sex, just don't let them serve you anything and don't sleepover, be done with it and go home. Also where did find all this astrologers?, in your town or online?, i'm intrigued since they all told you the same, i wonder what they'd tell me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storts Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Locusts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IgnisExcubitor Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Berserker said: You don't have to give up sex, just don't let them serve you anything and don't sleepover, be done with it and go home. Also where did find all this astrologers?, in your town or online?, i'm intrigued since they all told you the same, i wonder what they'd tell me! Astrology is big here, so it's easy to find them. Besides my mum is a huge believer, and learning it herself. I used to be a complete non-believer, but some of them have been spot on about my marriage, job and even predicting my shoulder operation, despite me not mentioning about others' predictions. So, I have genuinely become a believer of sorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted March 15, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted March 15, 2017 I don't usually believe things like that, but four different people making the same (and very specific) prediction is weird and scary af! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Any O'Brien sitting on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Stress most of all and I can see that brining on something very negative in my health. Smoking (although I don't do much of that anymore) doesn't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, SirBalon said: Stress most of all and I can see that brining on something very negative in my health. Smoking (although I don't do much of that anymore) doesn't help. Sorry to hear. Have you considered trying vaping? Might be cheaper in the long-run not to say better for your health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Wouldn't be the first male that's sat on you. And you enjoyed every minute of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted March 15, 2017 Administrator Share Posted March 15, 2017 my diet probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cure said: Sorry to hear. Have you considered trying vaping? Might be cheaper in the long-run not to say better for your health. I vaped for two years without touching a cigarette but tried a couple of ciggies on a night out with the boys and slowly it's been growing. I do both things right now but will be only vaping soon enough again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Vaping will end up being just as bad once research has gone into it. You're essentially breathing water into your lungs which is hardly the healthiest past-time. If you want to improve your health in regards to smoking just stop doing it. As a short-term solution it would be better than essentially putting tar into your system. It's water vapour and the body consists of mainly water. It won't settle and I don't think it can. Smoking is an addiction and once you're into it you'll struggle to get out. Nicotine patches would probably do nothing. Habitually vaping would be good way to wein you off but as you say it's not neccesarily great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Vaping will end up being just as bad once research has gone into it. You're essentially breathing water into your lungs which is hardly the healthiest past-time. If you want to improve your health in regards to smoking just stop doing it. You're breathing in water almost your whole life mate. Infact steam is actually good for you believe it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Just now, SirBalon said: I vaped for two years without touching a cigarette but tried a couple of ciggies on a night out with the boys and slowly it's been growing. I do both things right now but will be only vaping soon enough again. I have a friend who tried his first cigarette a few months ago. I've slowly watched him become more inclined to go for a smoke and the numbers are slowly but surely creeping up. It's great to hear you're combatting it. All the best. I have faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted March 15, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted March 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Vaping will end up being just as bad once research has gone into it. You're essentially breathing water into your lungs which is hardly the healthiest past-time. If you want to improve your health in regards to smoking just stop doing it. Actually there's already enough research to confirm that vaping is toxic. Not because of breathing water into your lungs, but because of diacetyl, aldehydes and other lung-destroying and cancerogenous chemicals found in e-liquids. I quit smoking 3 years ago, best decision ever. I'd still have a cigarillo a few times a year, but that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Dehydration from chronic masturbation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 44 minutes ago, Spike said: Dehydration from chronic masturbation. You're not supposed to drink it you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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