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8 minutes ago, Harry said:

When your child is unusually sick, DO NOT turn to Google to try figure out what's wrong.😥😫😯

Child? I've self-diagnosed myself with various forms of cancer dozens of times. 

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11 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Child? I've self-diagnosed myself with various forms of cancer dozens of times. 

I've managed to survive many ailments and severe illnesses after diagnosing via Google. So proud of myself getting through them. 

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Don't jump over a wall that's about 20 feet or you will fuck your ankle.

Don't push your finger through a tin when you have half opened it or you will lose the end of your finger.

Make sure there aren't any steel beams under floorboards when you're using a pick axe or you will snap your fingers

Don't try stroking pretty much every animal(whether wild or domestic) you come across as they can bite or scratch you.

 

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Just now, Lucas said:

Don't let your girlfriend scroll on your camera roll. Especially if you are sent some questionable things in whatsapp groups.

A regular clean-up of the phone's photo storage has always come in handy these days.

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2 minutes ago, Stan said:

A regular clean-up of the phone's photo storage has always come in handy these days.

Yeah, it's becoming more difficult to explain why i have black men with gigantic cocks sat amongst photos of our puppy and random days out.

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6 minutes ago, Lucas said:

Yeah, it's becoming more difficult to explain why i have black men with gigantic cocks sat amongst photos of our puppy and random days out.

 

Just say you were one of the spies that Leeds sent out to the training ground, and they are "research images" of your opposition footballers, ahem, attributes.

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On 29/01/2019 at 02:01, Stan said:

I've managed to survive many ailments and severe illnesses after diagnosing via Google. So proud of myself getting through them. 

Honestly man it can really cause a lot of stress. Everything medical online is written based on worst case scenario first and scares the shit out of everyone. 

My son is really sick in hospital right now and Google is my worst enemy. 

 

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7 hours ago, Harry said:

Honestly man it can really cause a lot of stress. Everything medical online is written based on worst case scenario first and scares the shit out of everyone. 

My son is really sick in hospital right now and Google is my worst enemy. 

 

Hope he gets well soon mate :(

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8 hours ago, Harry said:

Honestly man it can really cause a lot of stress. Everything medical online is written based on worst case scenario first and scares the shit out of everyone. 

My son is really sick in hospital right now and Google is my worst enemy. 

 

Hope he gets well soon mate... My missus looked up information about her spine when she found out what was wrong and it did the same thing to her, scared the crap out of her, luckily the surgeon we spoke to who is dealing with her handled things very calmly and put her mind at rest, yes there are risks involved but he did that kind of surgery a lot for people so was in a good position to offer advice from his experience.. 

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On 28/01/2019 at 18:03, Lucas said:

Don't let your girlfriend scroll on your camera roll.

Especially if you're sent some 'questionable' things in Whatsapp groups.

I was in a stag do group chat on whatsapp that i had muted as i couldn't be arsed with the shite they were posting and i forgot that i had it on save to camera roll.

She was looking at pictures of the baby on my phone. Next minute... "what's this?" turned into... "what are these?".  From naked pictures to women masturbating to full on porno's to people shitting themselves to women being fucked by random things to chicks with dicks. Some proper dirty bastards in that group. xD

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9 hours ago, JOSHBRFC said:

I was in a stag do group chat on whatsapp that i had muted as i couldn't be arsed with the shite they were posting and i forgot that i had it on save to camera roll.

She was looking at pictures of the baby on my phone. Next minute... "what's this?" turned into... "what are these?".  From naked pictures to women masturbating to full on porno's to people shitting themselves to women being fucked by random things to chicks with dicks. Some proper dirty bastards in that group. xD

Yeah mate, dangerous times. You will have to lock that shit down when your little'un starts wanting to play with your phone!

Also, amount of times I've clicked to look at some video i thought was harmless as well, and it turns out to be a woman making high-pitched orgasm noises... xD

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3 hours ago, Lucas said:

Yeah mate, dangerous times. You will have to lock that shit down when your little'un starts wanting to play with your phone!

Also, amount of times I've clicked to look at some video i thought was harmless as well, and it turns out to be a woman making high-pitched orgasm noises... xD

 

Oh, so you prefer low pitched male orgasm noises. :35_thinking:

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