Adopt A Club! 2018/19 Season

[Guest Cannabis]

That's right ladies and gentleman, the World Cup is over in a few hours so we're going to be adopting clubs. Are you bored of seeing your club spunk £100,000,000 on the next big thing only to fight relegation a few months later? Are you tired of your club blaming concussion on hilarious blunders? Are you just wanting to find a new league to follow and need some inspiration?

If you've answered ''yes'' to any of the above then this is the thread for you. If not, sign up anyway because it's going to be a right laugh 

Basically, you are allowed to pick which league you want to your new team to be from. We are running this for the top leagues in England, France, Germany, Italy and Spain. From there, you will be allocated a number 1-20 (or 18 in the Bundesliga) and whatever club corresponds to the number you pull (in an A-Z format) will be the team that you follow alongside the club you already love.

Follow their transfers, glory hunt when they win and pretend to be arsed when they lose. I wonder if we will have an adopted league champion? For the full effect of Adopt A Club we do ask that you change your avatar/signature/team support and buy a replica kit (including shin-pads) from Amazon. 

In? I should bloody hope so.

@Stan @nudge @Mel81x @Rick @Spike @The Palace Fan @Tommy @Viva la FCB @El Profesor @Berserker @Dr. Gonzo @SirBalon @Eco @londonerlilie @The Rebel CRS @DeadLinesman @Smiley Culture @The Artful Dodger @Bluewolf @Danny @Harvsky @bozziovai @Machado @True Blue @Storts @Lucas @Devon Von Devon @Toinho @RandoEFC @Bluebird Hewitt @Inverted @6666

^You all competed in Adopt A Country - would you like to take part in the club version? Reply with your league in the response !

Bundesliga: 

@Harvsky - Borussia Mönchengladbach

@Inverted - VfB Stuttgart

@The Artful Dodger - Bayer Leverkusen (and Tranmere Rovers)

@RandoEFC - Mainz 05

@Dickie - FC Augsburg 

@Chaaay AFC - 1899 Hoffenheim

@londonerlilie - Borussia Dortmund

Ligue 1:  

@The Palace Fan - Stade Rennais 

@Toinho - Amiens Sporting Club

@Stan - OGC Nice 

@Dan - Nantes (what are the fucking chances )

Premier League:  

@Devon Von Devon - Tottenham Hotspur

@Tommy - Brighton & Hove Albion

@Eco - AFC Bournemouth

@bozziovai - Leicester City

Serie A: 

@nudge - Fiorentina

@DeadLinesman - Parma 

@Cannabis - AS Roma

@Bluebird Hewitt - Genoa

@Danny - AC Milan

@Mel81x - Torino

@Teso dos Bichos - Napoli

@DNA - Sampdoria

La Liga:

@Spike - Athletic Bilbao

@Storts - Levante

@Smiley Culture - Villareal 

@Rick - Real Sociedad

@robosys - Real Betis 

[Steve Bruce Almighty 2,774]

I brought bad luck to the German national team so I would like to bring some bad luck to a bundesliga team 

[Tommy 4,584]

Shit's rigged anyway. But yea, sure I'm in. Not another Morocco please. edit: Bundesliga please. I forgot to mention that 

[The Palace Fan 1,720]

Gimme a French team.

[nudge 7,829]

21 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Shit's rigged anyway. But yea, sure I'm in. Not another Morocco please. edit: Bundesliga please. I forgot to mention that 

RB Leipzig for you! 

[Tommy 4,584]

23 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

A wise choice Sir! Enjoy Borussia Mönchengladbach! 

@Tommy which league do you want?!

I edited my post, sorry. But wait, I'll take a Premier League team. 

[Inverted 1,271]

Bundesliga bitte

[The Artful Dodger 1,603]

I am actually going to start going to see Tranmere this season, can I have them?

[Azeem 1,372]

In and England and i hope i get Full ham 

[RandoEFC 4,361]

I'll join the Bundesliga if that's where the majority are going.

[Toinho 1,312]

Ligue 1

[Stan 9,362]

Francais sil vous plez! 

[The Palace Fan 1,720]

4 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

NICE 

Mind the gap 

[Eco 2,078]

@Cannabis - EPL

[Eco 2,078]

And why can't someone picked a Serie A team? Surely that would be more exciting than picking a French team. 

[Eco 2,078]

Just now, Cannabis said:

AFC Bournemouth !

I hate Cherries.  HAHA

[Eco 2,078]

Just now, Cannabis said:

You can ? England, France, Germany, Italy and Spain are available 

Oh haha okay - I was about to slay you. 

Let's go Cherries. 

[nudge 7,829]

Serie A, please.

[DeadLinesman 2,917]

Yeah boi. Am I on my own in Serie A? 

[DeadLinesman 2,917]

1 minute ago, nudge said:

Serie A, please.

Great minds 

[DeadLinesman 2,917]

Just now, Cannabis said:

Parmaaaaaaa

Niiiiice. The birth place of Buffon (well, where he started off).

[Eco 2,078]

Welcome to the Serie A club @DeadLinesman and @nudge

[DeadLinesman 2,917]

Just happened to get Roma 😂

[Stan 9,362]

23 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

NICE 

I know. But what team? 

[Spike 2,587]

Gimme Spain buddy

[Storts 1,764]

Will take Spain too

[Stan 9,362]

It's NICE to be in competition with you @Toinho @The Palace Fan and anyone else who joins us in France! 

[Eco 2,078]

I think @Cannabis hates me. First it was KSA in the World Cup, and now Bournemouth in the EPL 

[Stan 9,362]

11 minutes ago, Eco said:

I think @Cannabis hates me. First it was KSA in the World Cup, and now Bournemouth in the EPL 

Bournemouth aren't bad. Middle of the road for the Premier League I'd say. 

[Eco 2,078]

Just now, Stan said:

Bournemouth aren't bad. Middle of the road for the Premier League I'd say. 

We shall see. I know nothing about the city, area, or history (if there is any), but it does seem like a team that could be fighting relegation each year.