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4 hours ago, nudge said:

Went to the fridge to get a bottle of water, and almost stepped on a giant scorpion. 

How's your day going?...

Wtf, there are fridges with bottled water in the desert?

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Bremen District Court ruled Markus Anfang has to pay a 36k Euro fine. They judged his fraud worth 90 daily rates, and set the daily rate with 400 Euro, which is hefty considering he's out of work for a while now. Since Anfang didn't appeal this sentence is final.

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That's clearly his friend. 

Scorpion 1: There's that woman again that I saw last time getting water. 

Scorpion 2: I don't believe you. 

Scorpion 1: Go see for yourself. 

Scorpion 2: 

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20 minutes ago, nudge said:

I'm a lover, not a fighter. 

xD

Don't give me all that... xD

You probably start off as a lover, then turn stalker, then hunter as you relentlessly pursue your prey day and night, no sleep needed as you cross all the worlds borders only to leave their cold corpses in a shallow unmarked grave for the wolves or bears to nibble on... 

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22 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

Don't give me all that... xD

You probably start off as a lover, then turn stalker, then hunter as you relentlessly pursue your prey day and night, no sleep needed as you cross all the worlds borders only to leave their cold corpses in a shallow unmarked grave for the wolves or bears to nibble on... 

We're talking about scorpions here though. Different rules may apply to people (cough cough) who jinx Werder whenever they watch them play... 

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23 minutes ago, Faithcore said:

I'd like to see some more activity in the German section from you guys. Can't run this place on my own.

It has been quite dead over here.  I've had to start posting in the Premier League section of the forum 🙃.

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