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Favourite part of Pakistan?

Have you ever been to India?

Worst cricket match you've been to?

Explain your most embarrassing date you've ever been on.

Have you ever been to UK *insert joke about being barred by immigration*?

 

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  • What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all!
  • For whatever reason (an important one maybe), have you ever had to be a hypocrite and pretend to like someone or agree with something you are against.
  • Have you ever cheated on your (or a) partner?
  • What's the most excited you have ever been in a football match where you went unusually mental?
  • If you were to move away from Pakistan, where would be your favoured place to go and live?
  • If you could change something about the area and people where you live, what would it be?
  • Do you have a phobia, if so what is it?
  • If reincarnation exists and you couldn't come back as a human being but could choose what to return as, what would it be?
  • Have you ever envied someone, if yes, why and whom?
  • Even if totally out of the ordinary (or it may not be out of the ordinary), what would be your dream job or maybe owning some sort of business...  Tell us about your thoughts on that.
  • If you wasn't you, but you were introduced to you and due to shared friends you suddenly started to see more of you...  What would be your thoughts and impressions on you and would you make a close friendship with you?  In total...  What would be the resume you think others that know you, think. 
  • Who's your favourite footballer and cricket player of all time?
  • Have you ever left the borders of Pakistan?
  • Be honest (If you've had experience of this)... Your well documented impressions on Europeans and Western society, what is the basis for this belief?
  • What do you wear to bed on a hot sweaty night in Pakistan?
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On 01/10/2018 at 16:21, Stan said:

Favourite part of Pakistan?

Have you ever been to India?

Worst cricket match you've been to?

Explain your most embarrassing date you've ever been on.

Have you ever been to UK *insert joke about being barred by immigration*?

 

1.Karachi. Its the cultural whirpool of the country.

Since its so huge you have some really developed areas where you might think you are in Europe i'm not kidding i saw a Lamborghini parked in the street for the first time while i was there.Its great for economical shopping and you can find everything you can buy with money of the finest quality including vintage wines for your liking.

But you also have those neighbourhoods with narrow streets with two men coming on a bike and steal everything from you on gun point. Love both parts.

Karachi girls are hot not to mention and dare i say more bold and frank than your East/SE Asian women.

 

 

2.Nope. But i've met many Indian Sikhs who come here as pilgrims.

 

3. Last years PSL final. The tickets were super expensive and the match itself was one sided boring and lack lustered.

 

4. Not exaclty a date but us three friends and three girls from our class went out to a restaurant. While i was eating i got hiccups like really loud ones and they didn't just stop.

 

5. Nope

 

 

 

 

 

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On 02/10/2018 at 14:57, Toinho said:

How many languages do you speak?

Urdu, English, Punjabi. I can also read/write Persian and Arabic and can speak basic sentences and understand a fair bit of both of them

Would you recommend a visit to Pakistan? 

Not that you are gonna come :ph34r:

 

 

Whst countries have you visited? 

None

Favourite bone in the human body? 

I'm great with my fingers so...

 

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On 02/10/2018 at 15:03, Danny said:

What's your perception of Europeans and Britons in particular?

To be fair i was like many other brought up with an us vs them mentality. That the Brits colonised us, killed us lotted us and treat us badly and look down upon us. I used to love seeing England losing in sports. But when i got to know the people whom i was taught as our people they hate and look down upon us as much as you guys do by which i mean Arabs, Iranians and some other Muslim countries. 

So i dont really have any affiliation or hatred for anyone anymore.

Did you know that @Toinho doesn't actually exist and is in fact played by an actor in South America?

In Peru ?

 

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1. Are you religious?

2. Why Fulham

3. Were were you born?

4. Do you watch midget interracial porn?

5. Are you a single child?

6. What do you do for a living?

7. Sexiest member on TF?

8. Ass or tits?

9. Most hated club?

10. How long have you been supporting your club?

11. Do you think deadlinesman looks like a potato?

12. Do you think Anton is a ginger aussie bastard?

13. How fit is Cannabis girlfriend from 1 do 10?

 

 

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On 02/10/2018 at 16:11, SirBalon said:
  • What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all!
  • I once farted real loud during a dinner with the whole family like all the family including all the female cousins.
  • For whatever reason (an important one maybe), have you ever had to be a hypocrite and pretend to like someone or agree with something you are against.
  • Never pretended to like someone but i'm a bit more liberal than my most friends so i do that sometimes.
  • Have you ever cheated on your (or a) partner?
  • I once didn't do my part of a uni project while my friend had done all of his and i told him a night before the deadline that i haven't done anything.
  • What's the most excited you have ever been in a football match where you went unusually mental?
  • When Gotze scored the goal in the final vs Argentina. I have a soft spot for Portugal and people were bashing Ronaldo fot not having a good world cup so i was happy that Messi didnt won it either.
  • If you were to move away from Pakistan, where would be your favoured place to go and live?
  • Turkey. Its culturly more similar, has a football culture and people won't be racist to me like other countries in ME because we helped Turks a lot during the fall of Ottomon Empire.
  • If you could change something about the area and people where you live, what would it be?
  • Where i live its getting a lot air pollution over the years which never happend before. As for people they should stop spitting everywhere other than that their great people.
  • Do you have a phobia, if so what is it?
  • I have a strange fear of peacocks.
  • If reincarnation exists and you couldn't come back as a human being but could choose what to return as, what would it be?
  • Dinasour maybe T Rex
  • Have you ever envied someone, if yes, why and whom?
  • Never 
  • Even if totally out of the ordinary (or it may not be out of the ordinary), what would be your dream job or maybe owning some sort of business...  Tell us about your thoughts on that.
  • Archaeology always had an interest in it. 
  • If you wasn't you, but you were introduced to you and due to shared friends you suddenly started to see more of you...  What would be your thoughts and impressions on you and would you make a close friendship with you?  In total...  What would be the resume you think others that know you, think. 
  • I'm INFJ T the rare personality type so i would defenintly be friends with myself since there are so few of us around.
  • Who's your favourite footballer and cricket player of all time?
  • Cricket Waseem Akram. Zidane 
  • Have you ever left the borders of Pakistan?
  • No
  • Be honest (If you've had experience of this)... Your well documented impressions on Europeans and Western society, what is the basis for this belief?
  • Part of what i replied to Danny. I have this impression on Western Society has hollow from the inside. 
  • What do you wear to bed on a hot sweaty night in Pakistan?
  • Shalwar Kameez Google it. Its the most versatile and comfortable dress on the planet. I can wear it to bed and with a few tweaks can wear it to a formal gathering and can wear it casually 

 

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42 minutes ago, True Blue said:

1. Are you religious?

Yes

2. Why Fulham

Because i heard of them when one of their player played for Pakistan back in 2005/6.

3. Were were you born?

Sargodha, Pakistan

4. Do you watch midget interracial porn?

Google blacked.com

5. Are you a single child?

I have three siblings

6. What do you do for a living?

I currently studying but i have done home tutoring.

7. Sexiest member on TF?

@nudge

8. Ass or tits?

Ass

9. Most hated club?

Barcelona. They think they are special or whatever...

10. How long have you been supporting your club?

I start following them in 2014 but than they got relegated so i didn't got much into them but now they are back but still dont consider myself as a solid fan.

11. Do you think deadlinesman looks like a potato?

Yes and If he had hair he would look like Fred Flinston

12. Do you think Anton is a ginger aussie bastard?

Australian in general are not like by Asians we see them as Dumb, Drunk and Racists. Get out of AFC ya plonkers.

13. How fit is Cannabis girlfriend from 1 do 10?

7.5 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Bluewolf said:

Do you think Sir Balon has asked so many questions that you are worried that Senile Dementia may set in before you have had chance to answer them all??? 

At your stage of age i'm not even sure whether you will be alive or not when the next time i log in :ph34r:

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